mustang

a legendary car made by Ford
infamous for poor cornering, interior build quality, and wet road handling
famous for performance/dollar ratio, good looks, and exhaust sound
that is an unbiased defintion

that 302 got a mean exhaust note

by arthur September 1, 2004

Guatamalan Mustache

Prior to receiving a blowjob, you part your pubic hair to look like a curly, wirey, mustache. Then when a women places her lips on your penis, it appears as if she has a mustache

I made this chick wear the Guatamalan mustache last night, even though she didn't want to!

by Rob_0831 December 28, 2008

keen as mustard

extremely enthusiastic, delightful

RiCHARD SIMMONS WAS AS KEEN AS MUSTARD TO LAY OUT A WORK OUT PLAN FOR HIS FAT CLIENTS

by ONERY January 19, 2009

Drain Mustache

The hair left behind at the edge of drain after a female or male shaves their fun parts in the shower.

My roommate Ben left a drain mustache in the shower before he went out last night.

by Dexter St Jock January 4, 2010

mustynuts

A scrotum that is infrequently washed and has a resultant pungent, moldy or mildewy odor similar to a semi-clean but oft-used public toilet.

I was gonna blow him until I got south of the border and got a whiff of his mustynuts.

by Gavinesq April 5, 2006

Crusty Musty Busty ass bitch

When your so filthy/annoying/ghetto

Bitch shut the fuck up you crusty musty busty ass bitch lookin like a wall-e reject

by questionman2468 November 8, 2016

Gayer than jizz on a mustache

really really extremely gay

dude, watching dancing with the stars is gayer than jizz on a mustache

by vooks November 4, 2008