Mushroom bump 

The after effect of slapping a chick in the face with your tallywacker leaving a mushroom shaped bruise

wanna mushroom bump bitch?

Mushroom bump by The warhammer February 7, 2009

major mushroom

One who suffers from a large mushroom cut.

Alex used to be a major mushroom in grade four, now he's a major hottie.

major mushroom by zoeh December 3, 2004

Brown mushroom tattoo 

When you fuck a girl in the ass then slap her in the face with your cock.

I was fucknig your mom in the ass then pulled out for a second and gave her a Brown mushroom tattoo then kept on fucking.

Brown mushroom tattoo by chaigh October 22, 2008

louisiana mushroom 

The act of dipping one's penis in hotsauce and then smacking it into a person's face.

Chelsea was blinded by her boyfriend's louisiana mushroom.

louisiana mushroom by Poohbear and Bob-o January 18, 2009

mushroom stamp 

the mark left when one hits their partner in the face with their dick after thuroughly buttsexing them and having a poop covered dipstick, leaving a mushroom shaped mark on their head from the remaining fecal matter.

the AQ krew gangbanged wade and they all mushroom stamped him afterwards

mushroom stamp by Ramboyantone March 8, 2007

Mushroom penis  

an asshole who has a chode smaller than 1 cm and is an asshole again who has a ass face

mushroom penis moustache

Mushroom penis by james brolin March 3, 2009

Mushroom on a Stick 

Another word for a dick.

Suck my mushroom on a stick, bitch!

Mushroom on a Stick by nevada December 2, 2003