egg masher

One who mistakes a Ouvre shaped sex toy for an invitation to rearrange ones baby making kit.

Her last words were “ I don’t need my love eggs now I have you to re arrange my guts, Egg Masher”

“Ann Summers doesn’t sell ovaries, Egg Masher”

by Harryhardhelmet January 5, 2023

dirty mishelle

When she rides you so long & hard she takes the skin off

The woman went for so long she gave me a dirty Mishelle

by Mrchucky_1 June 16, 2023

Raunchy Mashed Potatoes

What to call sex between two old people (30+) as the man is past his peak (rotten potatoes) and the woman is expired (rotten milk).

"Ew, I caught my grandparents doing the raunchy mashed potatoes!"

by raunchyrooster93 August 14, 2024

Piss-Masher

A term used in the NorthWest United States to describe a bad or terrible situation.

On the way home from work today, traffic was a Piss-Masher.

I was at a party in Gorst last weekend, and somebody called the cops. It was a total Piss-Masher.

by The Wire Bender December 25, 2023

Backwards Mashed Potatoes

The art of ejaculating inside of someone and proceeding to shit inside of them (preferably wetly). The colors are reversed.

Please uncle Mike… no more backwards mashed potatoes.

by NapoleonD December 28, 2023

Mud Masher

A gay male.

He seems like a nice enough guy, but word has it he's a mud masher. Pounds a brown onion like a pro.

by DaHolmes November 17, 2023

Potato Masher

First World War slang for an anti-tank grenade, because it looks like a potato masher.

A: do you have a potato masher?
B: this *gives anti-tank grenade to A*
A: WTF dude do you want to kill me?!
B: You were the one who said you needed a potato masher.

by Mr. Juice Haters February 22, 2024