crimp midget

a small child, or short gansta african american.

a young child walking with his mom through the store is a crimmp midget. a car with a carseat or booster seat is a crimp midget mobile

by shane not nathaniel September 7, 2010

Curt Mode

a special form of ADD that kicks in when youre on your cell phone all the time. You completely tune out the world while talking, texting, or using social networking sites..

If you dont pay attention to the conversation around you because your mind and hands are on your cell phone..

Oh Man forget him, hes is Curt mode!!!

by 1awesomechic November 6, 2010

Supervirgin Mode

The state of being that describes someone who is a supervirgin. Abbreviated as SVM.

-Instead of going to hang out with us tonight, she's gonna stay home and study for a test there's no way she could possibly fail...
-Wow, she's rocking that supervirgin mode.

-Hey guys, wanna come do homework with me?
-Watch out guys, he just activated SVM!

by I'mthekingbitch August 17, 2011

cunt mode

Is when everyone everywhere are acting like big cunt holes while you are driving your car..

Driving in the car and you have a green light and go to drive and there's a grandma about to walk infront of your car... So you beep and she desides to give u the finger and keep walking! Cunt mode
Or when your at a 2 way stop sign and you tell them to go and they tell you to go and you go to go and they start to go at the same time and curse u out like u did something so wrong!.. Cunt mode

by Jaoni October 26, 2011

owl mode

the stage of being high when you are so comfortable, you do not feel the need to move out of your position, except for the turning of the neck

"I was so comfortable in that chair, I went into owl mode."

by gabith November 20, 2011

Belgium Midget

In the midst of slamming a girl doggie style, when she least expects it, you pull out and shove your pecker dick in her asshole, only to achieve just the tip (hence the belgium midget) before she donkey kicks you in the chest. Because truly, "Oops wrong hole" is not an accident...

Katie B: That ma-fucka Tyrone attempted to try the Belgium Midget again last night!

Shaniqua: Doesn't he know, there is no oops wrong hole?...Did you donkey kick his Ra-Tard ass?

Katie B: Fo sho....he won't be trying the Belgium Midget fo awhile...

by misty mae September 21, 2012

Heavy Mode

When a penis is semi aroused or about 50%-60% erect.

That girls big round ass is putting me into heavy mode.

by BR SMITH July 30, 2012