Spit on a midget day.

Today is your lucky day. Don't know why?
It is because today you kan spit on any midget at his/hers face. Make sure to spit twice if the midget is named Zack.

"I've always wanted to spit on a midget, OH My! It's spit on a midget day. How nice.

Time to go and spit on my friend Zack, cause he is a horny motherfucker.

by Fluffyseat October 21, 2019

Midget

Kaitlyn

Cadyn: ha, you midget
Kaitlyn: prepare for murder you tall menace

by The midget writer October 23, 2019

midget

A small person that gets called a elf

Ryan: look there's a midget
Jack: ew! I'm gonna step on it
Ryan: NO it's an elf

Jack: So?
Ryan: were not gonna get presents for Christmas

by hiimlj October 25, 2019

midget

my gf

my gf is a midget.

by efegevrahtegaeb94372042710913 November 14, 2021

Midget

Someone whos name oddly starts with a r

Yoo look a midget

by Salty sock October 8, 2021

midget

a midget is an extremly small person

justin is a midget

by cheese&crackers23 July 14, 2021

Feisty Midget

Amber alert aka EV

Did you see that feisty midget she was crazy

by Gyroside July 26, 2021