Melanis

verbadjective

1. behaving mischievously and with ill intent
2. creating chaos through words and behaviors

3. creating energy that destroys living entities in its way

1. Geez, my entire desk was turned upside down when I came to work this morning. There must have been a dark vortex where a melanis came out.
2. I decided to cut the computer chords at every desk. I don't know what came over me, but I enjoy my melanis chaotic behavior.

3. I visited the Carlsbad flower fields, and unfortunately, the flowers had all died. Melanis must have been there.

by lonepsycho05 March 6, 2024

Melanie

The best person to ever exist I love this girl with all my heart she makes me laugh every time I see her she makes my life better in every way.

Me:hey Mel

Melanie: Shut up👹

by Urfavhotflop March 8, 2024

Melanie

When someone grabs you by the keks/trollies and gives them a right good yank so that the material goes right up your front bottom. The anterior equivalent of a Melvin or hungry bum/wedgie

"Jesus H Christ Derrick! You gave me such a Melanie then that I think I just spat out my cliterous"

by Tubbycodger March 16, 2024

Melanie

When someone grabs you by the keks/trollies and gives them a right good yank so the material goes right up your front bottom. The anterior equivalent of a Melvin or hungry bum/wedgie.

"Jesus H Christ Derrick! You gave me such as Melanie that I think I just spat out my cliterous."

by Tubbycodger March 16, 2024

Melanomia-The Movie

Film. Blockbuster-lite mockumentary fourth only to This Is Spinal Tap, Borat- Coming To America and The Last Temptation of Christ in delivering bruising sarcastic comedy interspersed with zany antics and cleverly created gaffes. Plenty of celebrity impersonators in clumsily-applied prosthetics and a smattering of washed-up politicians and felons romp through world capitals befuddling important folks who seem weirdly unable to see through the crude veneers. The gag reel alone is worth the price of admission. Book early as theatres, for security reasons, are limiting admissions to only one guest per showing.

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I can’t decide if Melanomia-The Movie is a joke gone wrong, a bribe gone wrong, or a call for help.

Gone wrong?

by gnostic3 January 29, 2026

Melanie

Melanie is a woman who is usually forgetful. She is always bothered by this one guy who likes her. Melanie is someone who plays a little hard to get but she actually likes the guy back. But she usually keep it hidden so she can see how he will respond. But the guy thinks Melanie is cute because she is forgetful.

"Omg, I just Melanie to tell my bf I arrived at work."

"We'll see how it goes, but if I Melanie, pls remind me."

by Star_&_Moon October 13, 2024

Melanie

Melanie is a teenage girl who doesn't know what's going on in her life. She can never seem to open up to people and she doesn't know how to comfort people either. No matter how bad she is at comforting people she is always there for her friends and family she is also such a great friend. Whenever she gets money she always spends it on gifts for her friends. Whenever she likes someone she likes them deeply and loses her mind over a guy that doesn't like her back and can't seem to get over him. She is really funny tho and kind-hearted. She can be rude at times when she gets frustrated or really mad. She absoultley loves blue powerade it's the love of her life. But no matter how bad things get she always turns to God for help. She also loves to hang out with her best friend Sofia. Sofia is the only one who truly gets her and doesn't care how weird she is. Melanies other bestfriend's are her mom and dog. She loves to hang out with her mom. She's always so happy with her mom and her smile never drops.

Hey Melanie thank you for the gift!

by sigmafunnyrizzler November 27, 2024