Mercer Island

An island located on Lake Washington. There's a high school that other than better funding is like every other high school ever. Someday the MIHS graduates and their rivals will look back on this page and laugh and/or wonder why they ever cared so much about arbitrary rivalries. Just like I'm doing right now.

None of you are going to care about Mercer Island or its high school 4 years from now. Enjoy the ride and don't be douches to each other.

by 007gradclass February 25, 2011

merchant taylors

A lunatic asylum cunningly disguised as a posh school. Inhabitents include:
Oompa-loompas
Tangoed people and
People with skirts so short they are belts

Merchant taylors' girl's school

by sa June 11, 2004

mercedi

Mercedi's are nice girls. They come from very big Christian/ catholic families. She will have long brown or dirty blonde hair. At least one member of her family can twerk really well. She thinks that she is fat but she is actually really skinny. She is athletic and likes basketball and other sports. She also likes to bring peace to arguments. She is friends with everyone. Also she is not self absorbed. An she likes to express her self through art and music.

Wow mercedi likes romantic books too? She is soo amazing!

by Ryun garf June 5, 2014

Merchant Taylor’s

The shittest school

Lads are posh eds and ugly

Fucking expensive

Merchant Taylor’s the shit whole

by Mrs Tao October 6, 2019

spank merchant

person who likes to masterbate and holds no inhibitions about it, also a complete godshite.

close the door and keep the noise down you spank merchant the whole street can hear you.

by Richard J L April 24, 2006

Merby

The common term used to describe men playing a sport typically attributed to female athletes, Roller Derby. Competitively similar, the primary difference between Merby and Derby is the way men hit compared to women. Women carry their weight lower in their hips, so hits against opposing players typically utilize momentum from the hips to contact. As men traditionally carry more of their weight in their shoulders, the resulting hit comes from a different point of impact: The shoulders. The resulting hits are potentially heavier, but also more likely to knock off balance both the blocker initiating contact, as well as the blocker receiving contact.

Question: "I went to a Derby bout this weekend. Do you think they will start a Merby league soon?"

Answer: "Possibly, but will the men be wearing fishnets?"

by DerbyLove August 25, 2011

Mercat

An animal whose sole evolutionary purpose is to express displeasure at a situation/person. "Mer" is both the Mercat's mating call and a signal it is about to attack.

"Mer," said Felix the feral Mercat, upon finding out his favorite stripper was out sick and was therefore unable to give him his customary Wednesday night lap-dance, "Mer mer mer."

by Council of Mer May 6, 2010