Megan haass

A cool cucumber that drinks lime vodka straight

Wow you chugged that bottle like a megan haass

by Jimbob47 April 20, 2017

Megan

A very beautiful, loyal, amazing person. She will make you laugh and you will love being around her. She isn’t someone who you just think about fricking but someone you see as going slow with and enjoying every moment together. She is adorable and has the cutest laugh. Don’t ever let go of her or risk losing her because you will greatly regret it.

Daniel : I love Megan so much she is an amazing person.

by Urban_Dictionaryer_377 October 25, 2019

Megan

A beautiful girl, probably short with bright, dazzling eyes. But her most alluring trait is her massive windpipe and ability to sing the Sofia the First theme song with plenty of voice cracks.

P.s. it’s not “May-gan” it’s “Meg-an”

Person 1: Is she singing Sofia the first????
Person 2: Oh, she has to be a Megan

by FnSkar September 13, 2022

Megan

Likes to be called “Meg” but never spell her name wrong!! Megan is a very kind person. She cares about everyone and keeps everyone’s secrets. If you say something mean to her then she can get very upset! She is a stunning girl and is loved by everyone!

Omg Megan looks so good today!

Hey meg! How are you?

by ✌︎︎Doods November 19, 2020

Megan

Megan's are very interesting humans. Megans tend to constantly go back to their 6th grade bf. Megans are the type of girl to buy a light up dinosaur lamp on amazon. Megans are shy at first, but turn into the spawn of the devil after you get to know them. A Megan will always beat a bitch up for you, but not for herself. Megan has anger issues. Megans love honey mustard and annie's white cheddar mac and cheese.

Is that honey mustard?
Yea... Megan must be around here somewhere.

by alitabattleangel November 22, 2021

Megan

I'm looking for a man in finance
Trust fund, 6'5", blue eyes
Finance, trust fund, 6'5", blue eyes
Finance, trust fund, 6'5", blue eyes
Finance, trust fund, 6'5"

Hi, my name is Megan and all I’m looking for is…

by Gerber_Babiee July 16, 2024

Megan

Megan is an amazing best friend. She can sometimes be weird and annoying but overall she is loud. Megans usually have strawberry blonde hair and blue eyes. Megans can really make her best friend mad sometimes but there fights only last 5 minutes. Megan has mixed opinions on crushes and definitely hates social studies. But if you have a best friend named Megan try not to let her eat a rock cause she will try.

(Megan eating rock)
Best Friend- NO DONT EAT A ROCK YOU WILL DIE!

Megan- Oh ok!

by kweenbosslady January 17, 2020