Maia

Maia is a great person to talk to. She is quiet to strangers, but amazingly obnoxious to friends. She is a unique beauty. Everyone loves Maia. She has amazing taste in music. Maia is lacking so heavily in self confidence. She hates compliments. Maia has a look that can make you dizzy. Maia is the best friend you could ever ask for. She is extremely attractive and funny. She is perfect for any man (or woman). She is great at listening and talking to, but she is closed off to people she doesn’t know. Maia looks extremely calm and collected on the outside but the further you dig, you realize she is a beautiful mess on the inside, with so many problems that she will always solve while trying to work fo the better of others. Her sweetness outnumbers every quality, even her beauty. If you are one of the lucky few to know Maia, don’t miss your chance, grasp whatever you can and if you can gain her trust you will be a life-long friend to her.

Maia is a great friend.

by mshimmy November 24, 2021

mainak

a person is the human incarnation of the the Amazon rainforest black version with a small mamba in it and this person also has a lot of facial hair

that guy's beard is mainak

by xhye 85092__ November 24, 2021

Malia

Malia is somebody that is beautiful,smart,and funny. But she can be highly sensitive at some times. She is insecure but people cannot find one reason as to why she thinks so low of herself. She can be shy and does not like making new friends but once she gets used to them it’s like u locking a whole new setting.

I don’t see why people don’t like Malia, she’s the kindest person you’ll ever meet

by ilyveee June 8, 2022

Virtual Mafia

people who are obssessed with the facebook application: mafia wars.

Example of a normal daily conversation between two members of Virtual Mafia:

jack: i robbed three banks y'day.

jill: Promise you will pimp me tomorrow.

by plotopanes October 6, 2009

muff mafia

a militant feminist

yeah, she's in the muff mafia

by B0bz0rillo July 11, 2011

Puppy Mafia

A group of people, or a single person, that acts as though they are extremely tough, and have control over everyone, but really, are just wimps. They usually occur in groups, and use each other to make themselves seem tough. Usually, all it takes is to show that your ready to fight back to scare them off if they are troubling you.

guy 1: Dude those guys were pushing me around before, saying that they were gonna beat me up if I didn't do as they told me to

guy 2: Don't worry man, those guys are puppy mafia. They aren't gonna do shit to you if you stand up for yourself.

by static nightmare November 17, 2011

mom mafia

The cadre of moms who micromanage the activities of a group of kids in a particular neighborhood, classroom, or sports team. Cross them at your peril.

I forgot to bring hot dogs to the team picnic, and the mom mafia ripped me a new one.

by Doctorjay March 27, 2016