March 29th 

national cunt punch a thottie day...especially if its her birthday

March 29th is my favorite day. I get to hit a bitch

March 29th by urwelcomeliz October 15, 2019

March 20th 

You must give a blowjob to someone born on this day who also happens to have their first name start with an I

Ivan’s birthday is on the 20th? Welp time to suck his big juicy SHCLONG (because his name starts with an I and his birthday is on March 20th. He must get a blowjob)

March 20th by Anthony Ruevas October 16, 2019

March 28 

sex day your girl friend had to put a long thingy idk what its called in your dick so you wont cum and she has to tease you

hey sister!!
heyy its march 28

March 28 by sexdays March 26, 2021

March 14th 

The day the world went to shit in the year 2020.

The year my birthday ruined the world

Guy 1: Whoa, look at what today is!
Guy 2: It's March 14th, that clusterfuck of a kid's birthday!
Guy 1: Wasn't it their unlucky 13th?
Guy 2: Talk about Unlucky

March 14th by Acornpupp June 22, 2021

March Hare 

An awesome rabbit from the re-make of Alice in Wonderland by Tim Burton. He ogles spoons and is probably the funniest thing in the.... *spoon*.

Tim Burton fan #1: Dude, that March Hare is so damn funny the I can't even look at spoons anymore.

Tim Burton fan #2: I know man. i pee'd on myself the first time I...

March Hare: Spoon.

Everybody: HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!1!!1!1

March Hare by spoons'n'such March 19, 2010

March 6th 

The day when the gates of hell are opened and all evil is free to raom on earth for one day.

"Oh, fuck, it's March 6th tomorrow, I better get my water gun out."

March 6th by Jk's bunny teeth October 15, 2019

march 21 

people who was born this date is very sexy and are really smart, and if your name is stella your the most beutiful person on earth

sofia: yo guys its stellas birthday today
alice: isnt she really pretty
sofia: yea and thats why she is born march 21

march 21 by perioddtqueen December 4, 2020