refried mustache

when an obese woman with a mouth full of refried beans, is jackhammered orally -- errupting quantaties of bean out of the nostrils, settling on the upper lip.

I tried to kiss her, but her refried mustache smelt like tequila and feces

by mustache revival March 13, 2011

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Labia Moustache

Female pubic hair

5 Year Old who complains about having a labia moustache: I DON'T WIKE HAVING A WABIA MOUSTACHE! IT HUWTS! MY WABIA MOUSTACHE HUWTS!

by ZachGalifianafuck June 2, 2011

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A fuzzy caterpillar type thing, that grows on your upper lip, but also takes over your mind and makes you delusional, causing the wearer of said fuzzy caterpillar to think it looks good. It almost never looks good.

Damn bro, look at that assholes, shitty mustache.

by Chris@bennettelectric.org June 11, 2019

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leg mustache

the hairs on the back of your ankle over your achiles that you sometimes miss shaving

"EW YOU HAVE A LEG MUSTACHE EWWWW"

by Meganmeganmegan January 23, 2009

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Hilter Mustache

This phrase referring to the notorious dictator, Hilter, or one of his characteristic personal images.

Further, this phrase being used to express a compared or a direck relationship between the object and Fascism or Hitler himself.

My political opposition put the Hilter mustache on me.

by come from Yahoo 知識家 October 22, 2009

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