medium mike 

A person named Mike that is sized neither large nor small, but approximately halfway between the two. Used as a slightly derogatory term as medium implies that this Mike lies in the statistical median of all Mike data.

That kid Keys is acting like a real Medium Mike lately. What a douche.

medium mike by ZAX Attack September 30, 2020

@CFC_Mike 

Misunderstood genius. He's a W merchant, always has good takes and he knows ball. Underrated account.

@CFC_Mike on twitter:
Werner > Martial

@CFC_Mike by Random guy from the FT March 29, 2021

to mike faist 

to suddenly disappear during a zoom call/livestream due to the used device running out of battery

"Did he just disappear?"
"He didn't charge his devices, he'll never learn not to mike faist"

to mike faist by finleyh October 16, 2021

Pass Da Mike

1.Another slang for, "let me talk" for the person passing the microphone.

2.Korean Jack Black, may be spotted around yelling at innocent kids, commonly with a bag of a chips, and uncontrollably hysterical laughs. Also attempts to dress fashionably as possible but fails miserably due to a permanent beer belly.

To pass da mike verbally.

1.Pass Da Mike: Wa!


2.Pass Da Mike:Ah Herr HarRRr!

3.Pass Da Mike:Eh Harr HaraRRr!

4.Pass Da Mike:Oh Horr HaraRRrahaa!

5.Ben; *Put's feet up*

Pass Da Mike:Put your feet down.


6.Pass Da Mike:Woo! *clap* *clap* Cmown Cmown!

7.Ayeesh Um-mah!

8.Pass Da Mike:Look in the Mirror Joyce.

Michelle: Pass da Mike! Stop being mean to my sister!

9.Pass Da Mike:Omgosh Omgosh what's that smell?

Han:I'm Saaaaw ree!

Favorite bag of chips ie.
Lays.

Pass Da Mike by Pass Da Mike March 25, 2009

Big Schlong Mike 

A man who's penis is big, and I mean BIG. If you piss him off prepare for a Schlong Slap to the cheeks. If he makes you his bitch then you must carry his MASSIVE Schlong around church, Walmart, and funerals.

Jasmine was feeling extra horny, so Big Schlong Mike gave her a Schlonkey that she felt for a week.

Big Schlong Mike by Big Schlong Mike March 11, 2020

mike shinoda 

mike is the best guy in the world
the best singer
the best composer
the best artist
the best husband...

the rapper of linkin park, hte best group in the world, with adema

you are my god

mike shinoda by $mishy$ March 18, 2004

icy mike 

all of you are wrong....straight from the big brother magazine owned by larry flynt over 10 years ago..........an icy mike is when you piss in a condom, then freeze it... ok now after its frozen, you take it out and poke a hole in it.... you then throw it in someones car if their windows are open, therefore melting piss all over the place....

i threw an icy mike in that toolbox's car hahahaha

icy mike by ulpsb August 26, 2011