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What f*kin McDonalds has a message

A word said when by a perplexed customer about a fast food establishment having an answering machine.
What f*kin McDonalds has a message? What do i say i want a burger tomorrow.

mcdonolds 

A place where you can enjoy yourself while other people see your fat ass eat that fucking Big Mac
fat ass (mcdonolds)
mcdonolds by McDonolds July 25, 2016

Joyce McDonald

When somebody believes that absolute power is absolutely powerful and absolutely awesome to wield. They often say things such as, "The reality is, those that have the votes, win. It is what it is."

Joyce McDonald's are usually jaded because they spend most of their adults lives without power but once they get power they spend years getting off on it to the disgust of everyone around them.
When the nobles orchestrated a coup at the castle they started acting all Joyce Mcdonald-like, usurping all power especially when it was inappropriate.
Joyce McDonald by PlebianTacoma April 11, 2011

Ronald McDonald Physics 

Physics that would be bullshit anywhere else then Planet X, where McDonald land is located.
Ronald McDonald Physics is where you can fall onto a spaceship from an astroid in space after you say that there is no gravity in space.
Or
It could possibley be when you have one worker at a stand running a monoply of burgers when they grow on burger bushes.

jaxon mcdonald 

The best fucking basketball player ever in the whole fucking world, hes so fucking sexy and hot.
jaxon mcdonald by EzPezz October 2, 2017

Daren McDonald 

Typically A man who loves paving driveways Naked with a ton of other men by his side to comfort him.
Wow that man is such a Daren McDonald!
Daren McDonald by DEEETRES November 15, 2017