A very nice woman who stands out in everything she does. It is characterized by charisma and patience. She is very talented and have a LIT of friends. Anything she wants, she gets it. Impulsive and creative. If it were a car it would be a Masserati. She enchants everyone with her look and her presence. She will always tell you the truth to your face whether you like it or not.
Is transparent like her name Cristel
Is transparent like her name Cristel
by xxgeorgedudexx November 22, 2021
by IFuckingHateEve December 06, 2023
A polite, famous and athletic girl with giant footballs as boobs, with the name Eva and Maria. She always wants you to talk to her boobs otherwise she's gonna smack your face with them and you will cry the whole night. She'll not talk to you until you say to her boobs that you're sorry. Eva-Maria loves cucumbers and carrots.... ooh and bananas too.
Her skin color is orange because she ate that much carrots.
Her skin color is orange because she ate that much carrots.
eva-maria boobs
by oniloppip November 22, 2016
by uneami_2001 November 23, 2021
Greese Maria is similar to a Dirty Sanchez. It happens when you are fingering a girl and she has a yeast infection and you rub your finger on her upper lip.
by dirtyfinger February 17, 2010
ANA-MARIA is the most joyful person there is, there is no way for You to not like her.
Her name being made of two parts sugests the two sides of Ana-Maria, the one that will always care for You even in the worst days, and the that will make your live a hell for mistreating her.
She likes food, to watch series and gossip, the tricecta that brings the most joyful the most joy.
She's the most amazing girl in this Galaxy that deserves only hapiness.
Her name being made of two parts sugests the two sides of Ana-Maria, the one that will always care for You even in the worst days, and the that will make your live a hell for mistreating her.
She likes food, to watch series and gossip, the tricecta that brings the most joyful the most joy.
She's the most amazing girl in this Galaxy that deserves only hapiness.
Person 1 Person 1
P1: "Have You seen Ana-Maria?"
P2: "She's probably ar home eating and gossiping with her friend Andrada"
P1: "Have You seen Ana-Maria?"
P2: "She's probably ar home eating and gossiping with her friend Andrada"
by Ana-Maria's husband November 21, 2021