Person 1: Do you shave before, after, and during sexual intercourse?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Good...you are a "Mafia"
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Good...you are a "Mafia"
by Abreathofaversaillian January 12, 2025
A Group Of Individuals Gathered To Create Destruction And Confusion Amongst People, With The Power Of Tomfoolery.
by MafiaPronto May 14, 2021
Friend - I finally completely another story with a rich arrogant guy who suddenly hit puberty when he saw that one girl
Friend's friend - you mean a mafia romance...
Friend's friend - you mean a mafia romance...
by Seniorititz May 09, 2024
by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 11, 2025
Person 1: Has your tongue ever been punctured by your two front teeth?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Okay...you are a "Mafia"
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Okay...you are a "Mafia"
by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 11, 2025
Person 1: Hey, are you a Cuban-Dominican-Spaniard who likes to smack backs?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Good, you are a "Mafia".
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Good, you are a "Mafia".
by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 11, 2025
Person 1: Do you have a herniated lumbar disk and a perianal abscess?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Okay, you are a "mafia".
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Okay, you are a "mafia".
by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 11, 2025