Mafia

What I call homo-sapiens who shave before, after, and during sexual intercourse.
Person 1: Do you shave before, after, and during sexual intercourse?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Good...you are a "Mafia"
by Abreathofaversaillian January 12, 2025
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A Group Of Individuals Gathered To Create Destruction And Confusion Amongst People, With The Power Of Tomfoolery.
Bob: Hey Have You Heard Of Mafia, They Really Are Some Troll!

Jim: Shut The Fuck Up And Suck My Dick
by MafiaPronto May 14, 2021
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The tag that u found in wattpad n were curious to search
Friend - I finally completely another story with a rich arrogant guy who suddenly hit puberty when he saw that one girl

Friend's friend - you mean a mafia romance...
by Seniorititz May 09, 2024
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What I call people who are dwarfs
Person 1: Are you a dwarf?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Okay, you are a "Mafia"
by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 11, 2025
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What I call people who puncture their tongue with their two front teeth.
Person 1: Has your tongue ever been punctured by your two front teeth?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Okay...you are a "Mafia"
by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 11, 2025
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When a Cuban-Dominican-Spaniard wants to smack backs.
Person 1: Hey, are you a Cuban-Dominican-Spaniard who likes to smack backs?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Good, you are a "Mafia".
by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 11, 2025
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What I call people with a herniated lumbar disk and a perianal abscess.
Person 1: Do you have a herniated lumbar disk and a perianal abscess?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Okay, you are a "mafia".
by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 11, 2025
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