Masked Tamales

When making tamales, one should wear a surgical mask so as not to contaminate the food with spittle!

Oh! Your masked tamales taste so delish!

by Luis Bleuze February 23, 2005

macker

The person you last pashed, between a boyfriend and a random, you may have pashed them several times

My Mackers going to be out tonight

There goes my last macker

by HeyHoHayleigh May 12, 2007

Mackenzie Ellis

a girl who got a ridiculious pink sock. (look it up) her asshole is huge and i mean huge. there are several small mammals living in it. its pretty bad

yo what happened last night

some black guy fucked me in the butt and i feel like mackenzie ellis now

by zerimar gerg February 7, 2010

weapons of masked destruction

These are the powers that be who control the secret weapons of mass destruction.These "human"weapons are more dangerous then the weapons they create then control. death angels;juggernauts;warmongers; globalists;conquerors;etc.

Colin Powell is a former"wmd"but now Rumsfeld is the supreme American wmd,as Secretary of War.

by SIDNEY Goldstien October 14, 2003

Mackenzie

A large headed mammal who has a voice like a crossdressing man, who enjoys driving mommy's Audi, having everything handed to her on a silver platter, and making cupcakes. Though she thinks getting with anything that has a dick will cover her insecurities about her five-head and the fact that she is a weakling, it only makes them more apparent. She pretends to be somewhat tough but threaten a Mackenzie and they will rollover with their tail tucked between their legs and write you long messages expressing how they "feel" (though it is proven they have no adaptation to feeling or thought) while cowering in the comfort of her designer clothes.

A Mackenzie is easily crushed.

by sheniqua3 March 14, 2011

mackem

Never mind the boll*cks about shipbuilding, we invented this term for you. I remember talking to Mackems in the early eighties who'd never heard of the expression.

There's no mystery here, in plain English you say "make and take", in Geordie it's "mek and tek" and in Sunderland you say "mak and tak".
You'd have to be a thick Mackem not to understand that.

by .Shabba. July 16, 2008

Mackenzie

A crazy psycho bitch, also known as Whale. She is someone who likes to play the victim card when everything she wants falls to pieces. She wants everyone to feel bad for her when really she's the one causing all her problems. She's jealous crazed and causes her to lose all the people that mean the most to her. she's very controlling and likes to tell everyone what to do, and if they don't do it her way, she will freakout on you like a crazy bitch. She is someone you want to stay clear from. someone who is hated by many, and loved my none. How she traps you, is inbetween her legs STAY CLEAR! she will queef on you.

H: "Dude i don't know what i was thinkin with that bitch? she's insane."
M: "Yeah, man sorry to hear you fucked a whale."
H: "Yeah, i regret it so much, she was such a damn Mackenzie."

by Speakingthetruth88 February 11, 2012