pimp lincoln

After the Loud family’s (The Loud House) parents die, they are stuck in poverty. Their only son, Lincoln, pimps out his sisters to make a living.

Clyde: Nice rack Lori!
Pimp Lincoln: Everything goes according to plan.

by lulu_officially December 24, 2024

Lincoln

A person who is very tense around other human beings who are not family, or friends. Most of his love is shared with animals. He probably owns multiple dogs, and random exotic animals rather than having a gf/wife.

Lincoln was uncomfortable at the party, but felt loved with his pets.

by Pu$$y$layer666999 August 7, 2019

Alabama Lincoln

To ejaculate forcefully into the back of someone's head at a movie theater.

The term originates from Abraham Lincoln being assasinated and being shot in the back of a head in a theater.

I was so invested in Cars 3, I hadn't noticed Pablo gave me an Alabama Lincoln until the credits.

by A&W Zero Sugar Root Beer June 5, 2024

Abraham Lincoln

The only openminded president

Abraham Lincoln loves going to the theater

by Cheese is pretty epic September 26, 2023

Lincoln

I love you

her

.

" Lincoln is kinda gay "

by MRsfliPflop October 24, 2022

Lincoln

Lincoln is the kind of guy to give girls attention for fun and then stop all of a sudden. Lincoln is the type of guy to date a girl older than him to look cooler. Lincoln's have extremely large cocks and he has definitely tried to suck it before

Omg lincoln is so hot

by smbrreau November 22, 2021

Lincoln

A bitch.

Lincoln is an asshole.

by LincolnHalligan February 29, 2024