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Lewis Evans

Someone who is funny, knows how to make a girl smile but knows how to also break a girl’s heart. He’s pretty much a big cunt, needs to sort his issues out and fix up big time. They also smoke too much a day, but they can be considered being a nitty if that is what makes them happy.
“What so you were talking to a ‘Lewis Evans?’ ”

“Yes!”

“Oh that’s a red flag right there, they are all such cunts.”
by Anonymous545415162 April 15, 2021
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Gail Lewis

Gail Lewis is an American Hero, retired on 11/16/2023. Per an executive order made by President Joseph Biden, flags will be flown at half-mast on this day to mourn the end of her service.

Gail served as a 10 year associate, receiving 2 purple carts and played an instrumental role in sale team 6. She always had her teams back, even through the pandemic.

She received her first purple cart in her 2015/16 service, and went back to back for 2016/17. Originally known for her aggression, she switched up her approach in 2017 and adopted a more defensive style. She has written extensively on her theory of counter terrorism largely based on her practical experience.
Person 1: Bro Walmarts been falling apart lately.
Person 2: Facts bro, I've been going to Target ever since Gail Lewis retired.
by Gail Lewis December 3, 2023
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Lewis

Lewis is the most incredible guy ever, the english language limits the ability to explain him fully. put simply he’s the most handsome boy with the warmest happiest smile, so bright that it puts the sun to shame. he is so immensely thoughtful and understanding, the kind of boy that is only written about in fiction, so much so that if you encounter him your life will feel like fiction or as if it’s not real because he’s a dream come true. he’s got every talent in the book, and can be anything he wants to be in life. he’s emotional, but not how it sounds, he’s emotional with how he accepts and shows his feelings, he’s not immature enough to think it’s weak, it makes him the strongest boy, the strongest man actually. in conclusion there’s not enough you can write to grasp him on paper, i guess if you meet one you’ll have to hold on as tight as you can. don’t let go of him.
person 1: oh my god did you see how nice and sunny it was today?

person 2: no that was Lewis, he was laughing
by mimidelrey April 20, 2024
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Lewis

Gets pure pussy on the weekend, all the girls love his small Willy, will you beat on clash of clans any day
Girl1: yo wagwarn Lewis' dick is great
Girl2: ya dun no
by Ur lonely dad March 2, 2019
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lewis otoo

Teacher: Lewis please take of your bag and jacket

Lewis to friend: tell em

Friend: Teacher go look up the urbandictionary definition for lewis otoo

Class: MANS NOT HOT !!!
by LewisThePoois January 22, 2018
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elijah lewis

A thick daddy who can suck you up in 2 minutes. he takes it raw and carries a 7 inch on him. Ladies, it only takes 3.5 inches to reach that dangly thing in the back of your neck. he can be described as Hella gay and often says that he will get waves when we all know he is not. The lies he tells are immaculate. He is not afraid t get his hands dirty and get the job done. He has experience with all types of people.
Damn daddy you sooooooo THICCCCCCCC like Elijah Lewis
by HondaSensai November 2, 2020
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