Lois Lane

A love interest, usually female, who ignores flirting and thoughtful actions because of her infatuation with someone who would probably never have her.

Tom: Who are those flowers for, Harry?
Dick: Dude! Are those for Tracy again?
Harry: I think I've got her close to a date!
Tom: No way! She's obsessed with her boss.
Dick: Yeah. She's such a Lois Lane.
Harry: :(

by Daggermouth July 8, 2010

lane

a cool ass last name

"Cassie Lane you are awesome!"

by Cassie April 23, 2005

passing lane

The passing lane occurs while you are taking a shit with the poop hanging from your anus and then let out a fart with enough force that causes a vacuum effect causing the shit to retreat back into the anus.

Bob: why is John taking so long in the bathroom?
Joe: I heard him swear after some explosive flatulence. He must have used the passing lane.

by mortivorous November 1, 2014

Pork down memory lane

Sex with an ex-lover you haven't seen in awhile.

How did your meeting with your ex-girlfriend go? Oh really great. It ended with a pork down memory lane!

by BeeArr January 16, 2011

stay in your lane

An expression used by people who have a pet cause, and don't want anyone questioning that cause. A fast way to shut down a conversation from anyone deemed too outside to participate, no matter what their level of qualifications.

"Don't go telling me to vaccinate my kids when you don't have any. Stay in your lane."

by Kat Kandle July 18, 2018

Lance

The quick insertion of an insult while giving a complement in which the complement outways the insult.

Your really look nice today, how far along are you?

You so got lanced.
L2

by Weareclackers...... March 14, 2014

Landen

A stud that is cold at anything he does, fucks girls all the time, and is good at football...

Hey, did you see Landen fuck that girl while flirting with other girls while playing football?

by Johnny Thompson October 9, 2019