Luke Syndrome

The inability to control your bowels after drinking lots of alcohol.

Oh no, I think Craig has got Luke Syndrome after a heavy session last night.

by Aeh1234 December 21, 2020

Luke yakelashek

Luke yakelashek

An absolute amazing guy, smart funny and a hottie no homo tho. Hes my bestfriend and a lady's man

From Luke Murdock

Awe man dude my mom just left the house
Ya ik shes at Luke yakelasheks house

by Yerdamindababy April 11, 2019

Luke Hoover

Sexy, hairy little man with a ginormous ding dong. He also enjoys a game of soccer.

Hey look it’s Luke Hoover, I bet he has a big penis and lots of soccer skills.

by Lukebsucjenanfk November 16, 2021

luke mathews

A very awesome guy. He helps anyone in need and always delivers. People smile when ever he walks by. He is awesome at all sports and has lots of friends

luke mathews is awesome

by Naruto2551 April 18, 2017

luke anal

Luke Anal is said to be extremely scary. If anyone ever lays a finger on his glasses, he will erupt into an intense rage. If you know any Luke Anals, you will either be friends with them or not...there’s NO middle ground. He enjoys people’s company, if you know what I mean and lives with trees. Other known aliases of Luke Anal are President Trunk and The Mad Rapist. The thing that worries most scientists is that Luke Anal is endangered with only 1 known Luke Anal left on Earth.

ooooooooohhhhhhhhh...It’s a Luke Anal, run! Wait, no....I should stay and have a “fun” time.

by 15-9-14-11 December 6, 2018

Luke Hill

Straight white male with the patronus of an eagle.

Luke Hill: Hi I’m Luke, I’m a straight white male and I have the patronus of an eagle. I can eat an entire packet of coco pops and still fit on the rides in Coney Island!

by Hellohello0601 June 2, 2018

Luke-cold

You know that moment where you realize that you left your hot chocolate on the counter in the kitchen? Then... you jump up, sprint over, and pick it up. Then you take a sip and it’s kinda cold. Well...that’s luke-cold. #lukecoldisaword

“Shit! My hot chocolate is luke-cold!”

by Lukecoldisaword November 1, 2020