Luke Hemmings. Does not know who he is. Is not 6'4 he is 6'2 at best. Is currently in a relationship with his dog Petunia. Also thinks this dad joke is the best dad joke ever told by Ashton Irwin, "What do you call a man with a rubber toe...Roberto."
" Hi we're 5 seconds of SummER, SummA... Hey we're 5 Seconds of SummA, and these are our dad jokes, I dOnT kNoW wHo I aM!" ~Luke Hemmings
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“Shit! My hot chocolate is luke-cold!”
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If I have problem I go to him.
Even though he's a bit full of himself, he's a very smart and funny guy.
All he talks about is Politics.
If I have problem I go to him.
Even though he's a bit full of himself, he's a very smart and funny guy.
All he talks about is Politics.
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