by Dalby's fan December 03, 2009
Parkinson's law is an administrative principle that states that work tends to expand in relation to the time available for its completion. From C. Northcote Parkinson, a professor of the University of Malaysia, who first wrote of this law. While Parkinson, like Laurence J. Peter, apparently wrote his book as a satire on administration, unfortunately it turned out to be true.
It's a sad rule of corporations, and universities are not exempt, that the administrative apparatus tends to expand with time. Unfortunately, this is accompanied by stasis in what is accomplished. Parkinson's law holds true.
by eViL pOp TaRt September 08, 2005
A bretheren of lifelong friends who gather to party and have an overall fun time. During these gatherings whenever a drinking rule is proposed the entire group in attendence will make it law via a ritualistic clinky.
by archbishop tommy October 22, 2007
A postulate coined by a man named Jan, which states that "If all men are perverted, then all women must be sluttish."
Woman: "What a pervert. Just like every other man."
Man: "So I guess your admitting that you're a slut then."
Woman: "Why?"
Man: "According to Jan's Law, if all men are perverted, then al women must be sluttish."
Man: "So I guess your admitting that you're a slut then."
Woman: "Why?"
Man: "According to Jan's Law, if all men are perverted, then al women must be sluttish."
by +*+*+ April 09, 2010
The Law of Niggers clearly states that the "Nigger" in every black person will show sooner or later.
by CollegeProfUCLA December 16, 2009
Perez's law is the inverse of Moore's law. It states: "the stock price any company that Antonio Perez is CEO of, will drop by half every 18 months."
The effect of Perez's Law on Kodak's stock price
$30 2007 beginning
$15 2008 middle
$5 2010 end
$2.50 2011 middle
$1.25 2012 end
.75 2014 middle
$30 2007 beginning
$15 2008 middle
$5 2010 end
$2.50 2011 middle
$1.25 2012 end
.75 2014 middle
by Enormous rooster July 19, 2011
A play on words that seem to be referring to the dictator Mao Zedong (Tse-tung) as being a law-abiding citizen, when in fact the phrase refers to LOFLMAO, a variation of ROFLMAO, meaning LOL'ing on the floor laughing. Despite the inherent redundancy, this phrase has been slowly growing in use as internet chat rooms seek newer ways to express themselves.
chadbrochillz18: I thought the new Twilight movie was pretty good.
PeteZombie: ....orly?
chadbrochillz18: Yah, Rob Pat is on top of his game. As was Shark Boy.
PeteZombie: GTFO. NOW.
*chadbrochillz banned
bloodninja2: Lawful Mao, sir.
PeteZombie: You too.
PeteZombie: ....orly?
chadbrochillz18: Yah, Rob Pat is on top of his game. As was Shark Boy.
PeteZombie: GTFO. NOW.
*chadbrochillz banned
bloodninja2: Lawful Mao, sir.
PeteZombie: You too.
by BloodninjaApprentice December 24, 2009