Alternating lag

Rare but really annoying form of lag, it gives you anywhere from 0.5 to 1.5 seconds of freeze, and then flips to 0.5 to 1.5 seconds of decent FPS.

So, I have half a second to run away from these blazes, before it freezes me for 1.5 seconds, to so I DON'T experience to full fun of running away from blazes... FUCK YOU TO HELL, Alternating lag!

by Itz Rob August 27, 2016

shoot lag

A sort of jet lag like feeling after continuously shooting a film

I’m shoot lagged after the last filming schedule

by Hukkunamatata August 15, 2025

Lag

Bad.

shit lag

by i_hatelag69 February 26, 2021

Age Lag

Typically for people who are loners and/or don't have much of a social life. This is the phenomena that causes them to falsely think that everyone they see whom they would want to associate with is their peers, or even in their age group. For example a middle age man looking at a young woman in her early twenties in college AND wondering if she'll "dig" him. He may be suffering from a case of Age Lag

My Hermit uncle is blushing at his nieces friend, I think he might have a case of Age Lag

by Mr. Deurf July 1, 2019

Virtual lag

Lag that inexplicably appears on your computer for no reason at all and affects the entire device.

I've been playing my game for over an hour, but now there's some pretty extreme virtual lag.

by electricpants February 19, 2017

Lagging

An amazing guy (sometimes referred to as a goober) who just takes time doing things. :)

Awh he’s so cute but he’s lagging a bit finishing up his homework.

by Goobs4lfy April 19, 2021

Lag Fag

When you lag on Lilly because you're in a relationship. >:(

Dude, you're being a real Lag Fag!

by daddy squash June 24, 2020