The kitten fic

a disgusting fic written about the pairing Dan Howell and Phil Lester.
It involves:
-bathing in excrements
-getting turned on by a kitten
-using kitten excrements for sexual pleasure

-using excrements for sexual pleasure

It sadly does not include something that makes you forget it instantly.

phan 1: what's The Kitten Fic?
phan 2: *gags*

by DistractedBandPhan August 17, 2019

eager kitten

When you have to grab so bad your asses in the air like an eager kitten

After night at the Mexican restaurant I was eager shittin like an eager kitten

by A team and the sliders May 17, 2018

Kitten

The immature form of a cat. it's also called a kitty and they are the most misleading creatures god has ever made. When you see one you'd probably think it's cute, but once it has activated his razor claws and locks on to you,
you'll change your opinion about them. Trust me. You will.

Aahw, look at that little kitten, it looks so adora-

AAAAHH IT HURTS, IT HURTS SO MUCH, TAKE IT OF ME!!!

by Cheesy man 38 October 28, 2017

Kittens in the blender

During gay sex one man is swinging around his cock while the other's cock is in his asshole.

Steve: You ready Brad , attack plan Kittens in the blender!
Brad: (smacks Steve's ass) Ok, initiate the puree.

by meatspin.fr March 25, 2017

fat kitten

A person which, as the name suggests is fat. Despite the name, kitten actually refers to a human whom is of small stature and girth. The term was first coined on the popular messaging board Reddit and became a "meme".

"Wow that hacker is such a fat kitten."

"He was such a fat kitten in bed!"

by HackerRhino June 6, 2017

furry kitten

A females genitalia.

*Jack and john talking about the night before*

john: How did things go with Lauren last night?

Jack: i dont like to kiss and tell but lets just say we went back to hers and i stroked her furry kitten

john: you slick cunt thats my sister.

by LazyToe December 9, 2017

marshmellow kitten

A very fluffy cat, who looks like a marshmellow

i want to get a marshmellow kitten

by woahhuymandude May 7, 2018