Kevin

Tries to get with the ladies like Aimee And Antonia .

Hello Aimee I am Kevin let’s date!

by anonymous January 13, 2021

Kevin

A big black man with a large shlong with a footer underneath and gives really good intercourse he has big cash and spends lots and gives girls good head for dinner.

Her boyfriend has a large shlong

Must be a kevin

by jewohfwehoifo March 18, 2021

Kevin

Kevin is the nicest person you will ever meet. His brown flowy hair will make you instantly fall in love with him. He has the nicest most genuine personality ever. He is PERFECT boyfriend material. He will never stop telling you how much he loves and cares about you. He is very dreamy and cute. You will love any Kevin ever.

Person 1: omg look at that guy, he is so cute!
Person 2: ya...that's my boyfriend Kevin

by Koolarmstrong January 20, 2020

Kevin

this specific kevin that known better as 'len' or 'shitlastor' is a fucking idiot and always make an awful joke, he have no self control or what so ever and very fucking annoying

*discord vc*

B: aight i'm back

Kevin: HI BACK I'M SHITLASTORRR

B: damn bro you make everyone laugh

by shitlas January 29, 2020

Kevin

Kevin, how are you?
I'm sorry I snapped at your friends but I resent doing this publicly. Please, if there is any chance i would prefer sending you letters, you know, old-school, the ones with envelopes and stuff, to guard our privacy, intimacy, or what is left of it.
Plus i'm really struggling with the constant backlash, shitstorm i face everytime i try to be. Me. To you.

Love, Kevinesse 🖤

Kevin, i just want you to be happy in your skin. In my arms.

by Krkič May 8, 2019

Kevin

The name for a male Karen

That Kevin ran me off the road like a jackass!

by 8t8 April 16, 2021

Kevining

When you commit a typographical error, but the error itself just happens to be another correctly-spelled word that _might_ actually work in the current context, which makes it far more confusing and hard to spot than if it were just a misspelled word.

Kevin: Hey look, my murder is on the TV!

Everyone Else (after a period of confusion): ..... did you maybe mean "mother"? .....

Kevin: whoops sorry

Everyone Else: Looks like Kevin is Kevining again...

by gtdishboy October 7, 2019