GAYP KEE PUH | ɡeɪpˈki .pɚ
A biological male, presumably a corn chaser - self-proclaimed or otherwise, who is skilled in the art of gape keeping, or being fully capable of expanding the sphincter beyond a 5-inch diameter (gaping) whilst maintaining the elasticity of the anus.
The act of gape keeping is a largely extinct ancient art that has many health benefits ranging from increased blood flow to the penis, to a proliferation of NOT* harmful bacteria in and around the anal cavity. Many corn chasers practice this art and keep it alive for generations of people to enjoy, and it is said that there are annual performances depicting this art during the month of June.
A biological male, presumably a corn chaser - self-proclaimed or otherwise, who is skilled in the art of gape keeping, or being fully capable of expanding the sphincter beyond a 5-inch diameter (gaping) whilst maintaining the elasticity of the anus.
The act of gape keeping is a largely extinct ancient art that has many health benefits ranging from increased blood flow to the penis, to a proliferation of NOT* harmful bacteria in and around the anal cavity. Many corn chasers practice this art and keep it alive for generations of people to enjoy, and it is said that there are annual performances depicting this art during the month of June.
My uncle James is a retired Gape Keeper of 21 years, of which the majority of his career was spent on Only Fans providing excellent service to the community. He is well known for his battle cry, "OPEN THE FLOODGATES!"
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An obsessive fanatic (nerd) who uses gatekeeping to impose a conservative or reactionary agenda within a community (comics, video games, film).
Someone who becomes apprehensive and whiny at any hint of diversity or change in a franchise, labeling it "progressive" or "woke" from a place of resentment.
(noun)
An obsessive fanatic (nerd) who uses gatekeeping to impose a conservative or reactionary agenda within a community (comics, video games, film).
Someone who becomes apprehensive and whiny at any hint of diversity or change in a franchise, labeling it "progressive" or "woke" from a place of resentment.
"I tried to post my theory about the new movie, but a fash-keeper immediately showed up to explain why diversity is 'ruining the lore'."
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