Juiced Tool

A spent dick. A post ejaculation penis in a limp, flaccid state. Unable to achieve another erection or nut.

Ideal insult for a real douche bag.

Rachel got me off twice last night but after that I had a juiced tool.

Every time I stay over at my cousins my uncle gives me a juiced tool.

My new boss is a real juiced tool. Can’t stand that guy.

by Eaton Holgoode November 5, 2018

Sushi Juice

Sushi Juice (SJ) is an illegal drug under the umbrella of methamphetamines. It is a synthetic stimulant composed of trace amounts of iodine, acetone, lithium, toluene, and hydrochloric acid. SJ increases transmitter concentrations in both the noradrenergic and the dopaminergic synapse and also acts as an antiesthetic agent between the muscles and the brain. This results in increased levels of concentration, energy, and aggression.

The plasma half-life of SJ is 1.5–3.4 hours, however this is dose dependent. The estimated minimal lethal dose is 5.1 g, but susceptible individuals have died from as little as 0.5g applied to mucous membranes, whereas addicts may tolerate up to 15g daily.

Ryan: Paul how did you get all those math assignments done so fast
Paul: Sushi juice!

by KumarTheGreat April 18, 2021

Cheek Juice

The icky build up of greasy man oil that is left on cell phone after talking for an extended period of time.

"ah man you got cheek juice all over my phone"

by Hello Clarise April 24, 2008

African Juice

A drink that is made with half gatorade and half water that white guys use to try to get ups. Powerade doesn't work. Only gatorade.

Wow Birdman must have drank his African Juice because he had ups tonight!

by BallaBoy24 August 1, 2009

No-Scope Juice

The correct MLG term for Mountain Dew

I'm going to go to the store to get some doritos and no-scope juice for tonight's tourney

by Grock ~Senpai May 6, 2015

Slav Juice

Another word commonly used for Vodka, rarely used in Slav countries

"Hey Mike, pass the Slav Juice"

by Legit not a troll December 19, 2017

lesbian juice

Lemon-lime Gatorade

Tom: did you see zoey drinking lesbian juice?
Jerry: what’s lesbian juice?
Tom: it’s another name for lemon-lime Gatorade.
Jerry: why is lemon-lime Gatorade called lesbian juice?
Tom: cause that’s what lesbians drink, duhhhh.

by Buttsweatlol March 30, 2021