Jordan

A Jordan will whoop your ass in fortnite. His ethnic descent comes from a long ancestral cult called ‘GOAT’. Taking this into consideration, he is usually referred to as a goat by his friends and family. Jordan’s are very rare, so if you do have a Jordan in your life, protect him and respect him.

Fortnite gamer: yo, who’s that goat running at us with a rocket launcher??.?
Jordan: I’m coming for you nig*er !

by Damien Harbotleswith April 4, 2020

Jordan

An energetic and sweet, Jordan’s automatically win at life. Jordan’s are cute, funny, athletic, caring, kind- hearted, and amazing people. A Jordan is someone you want to have in your life forever... so treat them right!!

Friend: crying
Jordan: talk to me... it’s gonna be ok i promise.

by nellahegasekoorb April 25, 2020

Jordan

jordans a straight up nigga

"oi jordan you nigga"

by NOODLEGANG$$$$$$ May 3, 2020

jordan

A total chair. Kills your pets in minecraft. Is a meanie in general.

"Jordan!!! Why would you kill Mr. Moo Moo?!"

by Angelgames731 May 7, 2020

Jordan

Normally loves anime and is very social and funny to friends but is depressed and can't deal with life.

Jordan just got curb stomped

by Jxrdz. May 12, 2020

Jordan

Jordan is the name of somebody with an irregularly large forehead who will simp as many girls as he can while completely dissing his mates. He is not somebody anybody would want to be mates with as he will chat shit about anybody and is a massive pussy licker while being up his own arse.

Mate 1: "I had a run in with the big simp today."
Mate 2: "Bet that was Jordan, I really don't like him."

by JaxJamesonJames May 19, 2020

Jordan

If your names Jordan your definitely a side man

Jordan Uses & got no ways to make money. Almost homeless

by 100% ediatt June 3, 2020