Michael Jordan

If you seriously don't know who Michael Jordan is then you're retarded

You don't know who Michael Jordan is? you're a dumbass.

by Jeremy Eugene June 4, 2008

JORDAN(GIRL)

Is a smart thick girl. She will fight for her friends and family. She has a very nice ass. She is stubborn and has a attitude, but she is loyal and has a lot if fun. Jordan isn't scared of nobody. She will say wat she got to say. She is sarcastic in a polite way.
You will love Jordan

Tyler~ Dude Jordan is a good friend

Matt~ Yeah really is I wanna go out with her

Tyler Bet I'll beat you to it!

Matt~ Your, on let's go

Jordan(Girl) is the best

We love you Jordan

by Nydia Harper May 11, 2018

Jordan's Law

If you fart when it appears that nobody's around, you can be certain that a hot chick will walk by in a matter of seconds.

When the hot chick turned pale amidst his cloud of stank, young Pablo realized that Jordan's Law had screwed him over again.

by Taloon64 November 10, 2006

Floor Jordan

Michael Jordan playing for the Washington Wizards, when he was old and could not perform like the 'Air Jordan' of his earlier career with the Bulls.

Jordan on a breakaway, and it's a lay-up for Floor Jordan

by TotallyVindicated December 4, 2011

Jordan Peterson

The God of neutral pathology and an honorable nobleman of psychopathic inner cultivation that cures all mental ailments/inflictions of the mind (Especially PTSD. All hail the King.

"Bow thy head ; Lord Jordan Peterson quakes through with thundering footseps."

by DR. SCHIZONIGGA September 10, 2019

Jordan (girl)

Pretty, funny, sassy, and totally white.

Girl: Oops, Jordan spilled her starbucks again.
Jordan (girl): Can you not.

by dbabs December 20, 2013

girl jordan

Girl Jordan's are fun to be around. Girl Jordan's will never leave you. Girl Jordan's will give you good advice that will always work. Just remember when you need help come to her

You can always count on girl Jordan.

by Kylee1962 October 4, 2017