1). A soulless individual appearing to have no obvious basic social skills apart from the ability to communicate online through instant messaging programs, with strange smilies.

2). A backstabber and a thief.

3). Somebody obsessed with 24.

4). A homophobe.

1). Person A - Hi Ben, how are you today?

Joiner King - ._.

2). Person A - Dude, did Joiner King ever pay you back that money you kindly lent him?

Person B - Did he fuck?! He told me to fuck off and called me a cunt! That's gratitude for you!

3). Joiner King - "OMG I WANT TO FUCK JACK BAUER IN THE ASS"

4). Person A - "I love you Andrew."

Person B - "I love you too Rick".

Joiner King - "OMG I've just been physically sick"

Joiner King by A Pretentious Camel August 12, 2008

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Jink

To turn into junk; To make something that was once good no longer good.

person 1:Hey, man, what happened to my car?
person 2: oh, sorry, i just jinked it while taking it for a spin.

Jink by xpdr October 19, 2010

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JOIN ZASED ROME

JOIN ZASED ROME.
ROME IS SIMPLY ZASED.

You must JOIN ZASED ROME it is your only option

JOIN ZASED ROME by Isle o' Cock and Balls February 23, 2022

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jinkeys

When you have a lot of keys and they jingle it is called jinkeys

The car wont unlock, hand me your jinkeys.

jinkeys by Kathryn Shaffer February 25, 2005

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