johnny jewels

A dump so impressive, you purposely don't flush it so others can enjoy it's magnificence.

I went to the can only to find Tony had left me a johnny jewels in the toilet.

by sinzoftheflesh August 11, 2020

Straw Johnny

To pass ones supply of alcoholic beverages to ones friend of like minded family member.

'Oye! pass me a beer'
'Say it properly'
'Okay, straw Johnny'
'Here you are'

by Mister_Leeb October 15, 2008

Pirate Johnny

A cocktail made from Sailor Jerry, dry ginger ale and fresh lime.

Get a brother a Pirate Johnny!

by Schmorgy October 21, 2017

johnny heavy

Nickname for Labatt Blue beer, named after John Labatt the Canadian legend brewer. Essential name to know if you live in the Buffalo area.

I need me a Johnny heavy for the bills game

by iLoveBeerAndDarts May 7, 2020

Johnny’s Boxer

A deadly fume coming out the butt hole that causes your boxer’s to rot or disintegrate.

Damn bro your boxer’s really crunchy , you got Johnny’s boxer on.

by LooneYTunez OG January 29, 2020

Johnny Cash

When you eat something that disagrees with you.

When you have explosive diarrhea!

You have a burning ring of fire, after eating those Chilli peppers.

Man, I eat that Chilli and now I have a serious case of Johnny Cash!!

That Thai food gave me a burning ring of fire!!

by Smuggling plums May 23, 2021

johnny necro

A Johnny Necro is a user a loser and a wannabe a guy that has no talent but thinks he is a super star.

Wow that guy thinks he is hot stuff but he really is a nerd he acts like such a Johnny Necro .

by redpillamerican November 7, 2023