When your parents are not Jewish but then they get divorced and one of your parents marries a Jewish man or woman you are now considered step Jewish!!! (Kind of like step siblings)
“Blair I divorced your father a while ago and now I’m married to a Jewish man that you’re not blood related to so now you’re step Jewish!”
by anonymous February 19, 2021
Get the Step Jewishmug. DEFINITION ONE : (adjective) a quality of personality that when you meet someone with this quality you know that you've made it to the top.
DEFINITION TWO: a quality of a person that means they sacrifice their standard of living to save money
DEFINITION TWO: a quality of a person that means they sacrifice their standard of living to save money
Romy: bro, why have you got a old coke bottle as your water bottle? You should buy a new one!
Messi: Nah, I am going full jewish today
Messi: Nah, I am going full jewish today
by Jizzcameheer August 5, 2025
Get the jewishmug. Jewish pizza is made when celebrating passover. Back in Biblical times, if you didn't put lamb blood on your front doorframe when passover came, the Angel of Death would curse you household by killing the firstborn child of the family. If you put the lamb blood like you were supposed to, the Angel of Death would passover your house.
hey dudde, siince its passover, lets make some jewish pizza for our jewish bros.
ya dude! just get dominos cheese pizza but add like a few of whatever and call it jewish pizza
ya dude! just get dominos cheese pizza but add like a few of whatever and call it jewish pizza
by Jewish Pizza for Jakes June 2, 2018
Get the Jewish Pizzamug. Jewish mustard tag is a cultural jewish game, where you put mustard on your long sausage and tag children.
by I <3 femboys April 17, 2025
Get the Jewish mustard tagmug. by AWD July 16, 2016
Get the Jewish slapmug. A mathematical structure of the mind that also acts as the pre-eminent language of science.
The Jewish Messiah is a non-Tarski space (a space which contains its boundaries INSIDE of its surface).
The Jewish Messiah is a non-Tarski space (a space which contains its boundaries INSIDE of its surface).
The Jewish messiah is understood to be mathematical structure of the mind.
It is also the sublime-language of science.
In computer language it appears as a Json-DAG on Kafka-in-serverless mode: a mainframe language that can query itself.
It is also the sublime-language of science.
In computer language it appears as a Json-DAG on Kafka-in-serverless mode: a mainframe language that can query itself.
by metawave November 10, 2021
Get the Jewish messiahmug. when someone drags their ass along your entire body as if they were a dog dragging their butt along the ground.
by Garry mf winthorp August 21, 2020
Get the jewish drivebymug.