Jolly Jeremy

He's the chad, better version of the Loomian Legacy YouTuber JamiyJamie. He actually HAS Hair which is a massive step-up and got recently hired by the devs to balance the game. Unfortunately his whereabouts are unknown as the last place he was seen was at the Battle Colosseum with a certain hooded individual..

Person 1: Hey did you know the new Balancer for the Game is Jolly Jeremy?
Person 2: Yeah!! Jolly Jeremy Rules!!!

by Hat Guy Official January 6, 2022

Ron Jeremy

God bless Ron Jeremy! You know if he wasn't a porn star, he couldn't get laid without paying for it! And the only reason he's a porn star is because he is blesse with a 10-inch schlong!

I walked in on your sister getting fucked doggystyle by Ron Jeremy!

by Nate June 13, 2003

Bigger than Ron Jeremy's Cock

Something that's particularly large...

Matt Lee: Have you seen my credit card bill this month? It's bigger than Ron Jeremy's cock!

by Comedy's Matt Lee and Dr Mark Cousens November 24, 2003

Ron jeremy

The perfect person to play Super Mario in a live action movie. Oh yeah, and he's a pr0n star.

"If I had to pick one actor, it'd be Ron Jeremy."

by Anakin Thighwalker March 24, 2009

ron jeremy

A pot-bellied, butt-ugly Jewish guy with a huge penis (around 9 “real” – not AOL inches) who was a porn superstar during the 1970s and ‘80s urban “grindhouse” heyday. He was ugly enough every man in American likely to venture into a seedy, semen-stained pre-internet porno theater could identify with him, and his freakish endowment provided the necessary vicarious fantasy fulfillment the less endowed, but likely pot-bellied, audience sought. Unlike the cadaverously creepy John Holmes, he survived the “AIDS eighties” and is still active in the industry as a producer, director, and (believe it or not) occasional actor. One of his more recent “starring” roles was in a film entitled, appropriately, “One Eyed Monster.”

I showed this girl I am interested in a face and body photo of Ron Jeremy alongside a close up shot of my fully erect 5.5 inch penis, and to my utter dismay, she told me she would rather go to bed with me.

by A. Hick November 23, 2009

Ron Jeremy'd

When a liquid is "shot" from something in a short spurt or spurts, like when male porn star ejaculates.

"Did you hear about what happened to Carrie and Patty at the Party? Some guy with an STD totally Ron Jeremy'd their eyes shut!"

"What happened to your shirt?" "Oh, I was washing my hands and the liquid soap Ron Jeremy'd my shirt."

by Mike & Corie January 11, 2009

ron jeremy's dick

Second biggest dick behind Hayden Ring.

"Wow your dick is almost the size of Ron Jeremy's Dick dude!"

by Swagerino September 6, 2014