Jeff

Jeff is commonly used as a name for silly duck but can be used for people as well e.g nymphs Jeff jeff

Jeff the duck went for a walk with nymph

by Jessyttt October 15, 2019

Jeffery ratio

An unreasonable and unenjoyable ratio of alcohol to anything else.

Yooo this Jeffery ratio sucks dick.

by Lawlderp December 7, 2019

Jeff

Jeff is a person that everyone has, a person that is always with you side by side no matter where you go. He is the person that you can always depend on to help you in no matter what it is. Everyone has a Jeff and even if its not another person it may actually be yourself.

You're my jeff

by sujfjb December 16, 2019

jeffist christ

A godly professor at Missorui S&T. No other professor can compare and he is a true god when it comes to chemistry.

Also known as Jeffist Christ.

Dave: Yo, do you know Dr. Jeff?
Robert: You mean the one and only Jeffist Christ?
Dave: Yes! All hail, Jeffist Christ.

by calc2atmstislife January 21, 2020

jeff nugs

a phrase used to describe the unimpressive looking or very small cannabis nuggets upon purchasing a bag of weed.

"Hey dude do you think this dealer will give me gas?"

"Hell nah that dude gives Jeff Nugs."

by stivodivo March 18, 2020

Jeffrey would be proud

Bloke eyeing a girl that is too young for him, warning him that he is potentially getting into underage territory that would be in line with Jeffrey Epstein’s behaviour.

Bloke 1: “Wow, check out that babe.”
Bloke 2: “Mate, Jeffrey would be proud. You dirty dog.”

by Dutch Bob July 29, 2020

Jeff Willard

The best fucking 9th grade English teacher I could've had. I wish I could've told you how big of an impact your class has had on my life. Hope you're kicking it with Marx, Engels, and Shakespeare up there man.

Man, Jeff Willard's class was so damn hard. My favorite class of all time, though.

by YoungPersonInTheBack September 3, 2020