Jared

jared’s another name for a dolphin LMAO

their hair could be used as a skate ramp and is like a chad
probably a fuckboy
(not all jared’s im just thinking of one 🤡)

“hey is that a jared?”

by froyos October 21, 2019

Jared

In Turkey There is a guy called Jared Wall and he is foreigner so when he tweet something he add Turkish words to his English sentencess

-HEY I have just decided to something we can talk in English babe I think its good for practising.

- Ok than If we speak English I am gonna Jared every sentence I make huyum kurusun( something like same old me)

by Heykeymeykey November 8, 2019

Jared

Mole faced boy who is bad at football but literally a fortnite god and will beat you and your whole squad with a green pistol

That guy right there, he sucks at football, but is good at fortnite, now that’s a Jared

by Brian Beegly November 9, 2019

Jared

A nigga who boofs all day and eats beans while running from linda

JARED COME UP STAIRS NOWI SMELL VAPE

by jaredfriesen December 17, 2019

Jared

From ancient times of Judaism this powerful word mean't "The only one". Poets and Scholars throughout the ages have often come to think of this word, this name as the closet thing they could ever connect to a divine being. Truly blessed those that are given such a name, favoured by unknown entities that protect and offer goodwill to.

Always trust in a Jared for they truly are divine.

False ways to spell this include Jarrad, Jered, Jarad, Gerad, Jwardico and Jerad. May unlucky tidings pass those that say such blasphemy.

What's that on the hill? Oh that's Jared, he's pretty awesome.

Hey Jared can you impregnate my wife with your seed?

by General Pang Wang December 28, 2019

Jared

Someone without life skills

Child:" I suck at ring toss."
Mom: "Don't be a Jared!"

by aplacaa2115 January 11, 2020

Jared

Some fat kid that supports Real Madrid. Some how he is very athletic and is also caring. He’s also very hot.

Yo here comes Jared

by FaustoSpursFan7 January 18, 2020