jet callander

The foolish guy who is in mad love for a girl named Alyssa. Jet can't help falling for her because Alyssa is an angel that walks among humans.
Tyler: "Woow, you're still in love with Alyssa, Jet Callander?"
by RoastingKid1907 January 11, 2017
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Johnny wants the jet

When someone gives you a lowball offer for something, but you want it all.
Pepsi: "We offer you 1 million dollars to settle this case."

Me: "Johnny wants the jet."

Pepsi: "*Sigh*, alright"
by Tash_Fin November 25, 2022
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Jet Li Vong

Did you hear when Jet Li Vong was raping Noah in gang beasts kid was going ham!
by NSFWNoxx December 04, 2019
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uber the jet

When you're so rich that you could literally uber a jet, as in a private jet.
Me: "Hey uber the jet, or nah??"

Person: "Nah."

Me: "Hey man that is not very cash money of you."
by animaee September 09, 2019
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