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The Japanese Squint 

The art of of shutting one eye and squinting whilst watching Japanese pixelated porn, just to try get a better view of the cocks, clits and lips.
Dude 1:
"Bloody hell... Dave has only gone and got a permanent squint in his eye, The Doctor reckons his condition came from watching pixelated Japanese porn for six days on end"

Dude 2:
i think he has got The Japanese squint
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Indo-Japanese war 

A war between India and Japan that spiraled out of the effects of Japan's occupation of the Dutch East Indies. Because of the occupation, this led to a discount on Japanese cars which lead to armed conflict with India in 1972
Never forget the Indo-Japanese war!

The Japanese pig 

The act of the Japanese pig is where you take the head of your cock and chop it of and ship it to China some do it for pleasure
John: I heard dave did the Japanese pig
James: he didn't ship it to Japan did he

Two Japanese Dairy Cows 

In August 2025 it'll be 80 years since these two Japanese dairy cows began to be exploited, i.e. to whiten Japan's notorious history from early 1930s to 1945 — and once again the majority of the international media fail to put these cows, Hiroshima 🐮 and Nagasaki 🐮 into any kind of historic context. So let's put things into perspective; ca. 250,000 Japanese died from the two atomic bombs. Just for the record, Japan's acts killed tens of million people, no one knows the exact number and the Japanese themselves have a national amnesia about this matter.

The Japanese emphasize and portray themselves as victims regarding the end of WWII. Actually those bombs were a blessing to them and hence they could begun their self-deception by considering themselves as if they were the only victims in Asia and the Pacific Theater though they were the worst butchers of the era worldwide.

So when the global media recall once again the anniversary of the dropping of a-bombs on Hiroshima and Nagasaki and cry for those 250k victims, meanwhile memories fade away of the Pacific War and Japan's genocidal campaign in China that alone killed over 20 million people by using unspeakable brutality, just recall Nanjing in China (Nanking at the time), or the Unit 731 in Manchuria and its human experiments etc., you name it — considering the anniversary of Hiroshima and Nagasaki and recalling what the Imperial Japanese Army did, then this anniversary feels like a sick and hypocritical phenomenon.
A biological miracle; two Japanese dairy cows have been milked for decades.

Spicy Japanese noodle 

When a Japanese girl has a mouth full of wasabi sauce and gives you a blow job and then lets you fuck her in the ass.
Amanda gives the best spicy Japanese noodle!

Is Japanese a hard language? 

You use this when you ask if learning japanese is difficult
"Is Japanese a hard language?"

"uhh sucky tan ducky doo"

more Zeros than the Japanese Air Force 

Describing a number as being especially large. The Zeros are a reference to the Mitsubishi A6M Zero, a fighter that was in use from 1940 to 1945 by the Japanese Air Force.
Do you know how much Bill's earning? More Zeros than the Japanese Air Force on that guy's check!