Eskimo Incest

When a sister and a brother fuck the same person

Bro, my sister fucked the same dude I did, that’s Eskimo Incest!!

by V tha boy November 15, 2019

section incest

When two people in the same section in marching band get into a relationship.

Did you hear that those two trumpets are dating
Dang man that’s some section incest

by martha56 November 29, 2019

Acausal Incest

Acausal incest is, acausal (basically metaphysical), multi-dimensional sexual intercourse between two relatives not simultaneously existing in one reality.

Veronika: i'd fuck my nonexistent brother in the acausal
Dzheyms: that's acausal incest bro

by Sinistrous Rape 333 June 17, 2020

Group incest

when a friend has started dating his friend ex whilst staying in the friend group as everyone involved, this also includes people in the group that like other people in the same group but are friends with the other ex. Breaking the bro code simultaneously.

steve goes out for Lara for about a month but it didn't work out, after a few weeks Lara goes out with bob, committing group incest but not severely. However, as they were dating steve was simping for Lara clearly prioritising plans with her above everyone else clearly committing group incest. All in all this situation wouldn't happen if the group would not commit group incest.

by @annonymous123 December 27, 2020

Pants Incest

If two individuals are wearing the same kind of pants prior to having sexual intercourse, then during intercourse, the pants engage in Pants Incest.

John and Shirley where going at it last night, all the while their pants had pants incest.

by Man Of Pants December 29, 2020

restaurant incest

The sexual relations between employees at the same restaurant. When two people, who work at the same restaurant, date or have sex. Most cases results in multiple love triangles within one restaurant and complicates the work environment.

I loved working there, however the level of restaurant incest was ridiculous. It was like each person had sex with at least three different coworkers.

by Mronie February 20, 2021

Maria Ines

Maria Ines is a great friend. She probably has a long term boyfriend named Mateo. She is funny and never shuts up. She is good at socializing and dresses like a grandma. Has curly dark hair and is very dramatic.

Maria Ines is mad again....
Oh yes, Mateo's girlfriend Maria Ines.

by raccoonattack November 22, 2021