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band of idiots

A group of people trying to work together as a team but failing miserably because they are each so obsessed with their own goals that their failure is worse than if they were alone. Like an orchestra of people with no conductor, no sheet music and none of them know how to play their instruments but they are intent on playing as hard as they can. Opposite of synergy. The sum of the parts is less than one of the parts.
I had no idea just how obsessed they were and the extreme obsession with what they were trying to do but how badly they failed. It was a band of idiots.
by cryog September 11, 2016
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fog idiot

A fog idiot is someone that's such a friggin' idiot, they can't pick up on the simplest of concepts. Almost like everything they do is slowed down and painful, similar to driving in fog. You can't see shit, can't drive anywhere fast and its annoying to deal with. Friends don't let friends be fog idiots.
Bro, you're such a fog idiot! I don't even know why I bother trying to explain anything to you.
by I'mrickjames January 16, 2018
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idiot moron

a person that is quite stupid in a very gay way
Hey Mikey, you’re being an idiot moron today
by Lmaobixch October 19, 2019
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idiot sandwich

a term used to further annunciate the idiocy of a person while holding the persons face between two pieces of wonder bread
gordon ramsey: “what are you!”
poor chef contestant: “an idiot sandwich
by carpetlover164 October 11, 2021
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Smart idiot

Daphne.
A person who is very book smart, but has little to no common sense
by Smart idiot October 19, 2021
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idiot pass

Giving someone a pass when they f*ck up.
Normally I'd be pissed off that Jim forgot his keys and I waited outside forever, but I'm giving him an idiot pass since he was wasted.
by jeebus55 June 15, 2011
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Idiot eyes

Someone that looks at something beautiful, or otherwise awesome, and doesn't see its beauty and/or awesomeness.
"My brother didn't care for the scrapbook page I did last night."
"That's because Josh has idiot eyes."
by CharluhWarluh November 23, 2011
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