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functioning homosexual

A functioning homosexual is a gay person who has not given
thier life over to the drama associated with their sexual orientation.
A homosexual who can pass as straight when the need arises.
Someone like Will on Will and Grace.
Gay Dude 1: It's amazing how calm Bob was when Brucie had
his meltdown at the GLT meeting last night.
Gay Dude 2: Bob is very good at keeping it together, he is quite
the functioning homosexual.
by jsd9632 December 18, 2011
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Ur family reunion a homosexual communion

The absolute most powerful "ur" insult in existence. All other insults are mere cherry bombs compared to this supernova level annihilation. Be careful with this insult as it could end the world as we know it.
Dan: hey
Bob: hey
Dan: ur family reunion a homosexual communion
(Nothing happens, all of a sudden there is a loud bang and Bob is instantly hurled through heaven, hell and purgatory simultaneously and they all shatter. Afterwards Bob is now non-existent. Nobody remembers Bob because now he has never existed.
by Bruh243565 May 21, 2018
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Hobosa

Like a mimosa, a hobosa is an alcoholic beverage consisting of 1) Mad Dog 20/20 and Tang, or 2) Mad Dog 20/20 and urine (when times are tough); best enjoyed around a barrel fire.
A good hobosa can keep that underpass chill off your bones.
by Willwashington October 18, 2009
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homosexual

These people are great! I mean sure, they like making out with their own sex, but they're still awesome.
by YouTube December 15, 2008
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homosensual

Having five senses, all of which are identical.
'Sight, sight, sight, seeing and vision' are the attributes of a vision-specific homosensual syndrome.
by Davidm April 15, 2006
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Homeschool

Un-biased definition: School work at home.

Contrary to popular beliefs, kids who are home schooled DO have friends, DO have lives, and AREN'T all religious. Parents do it if they don't live in a place with a decent school district, or want their kids to have a better education than any school can give them. The one on one attention helps them to grasp facts and ideas and formulas better.

There are home-school groups, co-ops, 4Hs, sports, etc. And that doesn't even include the non-homeschool-only activities that they can participate in.

And in most cases, it's not parents randomly trying to teach their kids. There are curriculums that the parents can order, that outlines every step of the way kind of like a script, so they really don't have to know much, but still be as good of a teacher as one with a degree.

If done sucessfully, the homeschooled child will end up having friends that attend private schools, public schools, AND who are also homeschooled.

People actually EXIST outside of a physical school. Shocking, I know.
I'm a 14 year old girl, and have been homeschooled all of my life. And believe me, I go out, I have fun, I have a boyfriend, I have FRIENDS. There's even homeschool proms and dances where I am that I go to.

Don't believe the stereotype.
Non-Home School Kid: What school do you go to?
Home school kid: I'm homeschooled.
Non-Home School Kid: Oh, wow, how do you meet anyone?
Home school kid: I'm homeschooled, not under house arrest. Plus, I met you, didn't I?
by Outdoorillusionxo January 21, 2010
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hobosexual

a homosexual that has low aesthetic sense and could care less about appearance and style, similar to that of a typical heterosexual male. (gay version of metrosexual)
I saw this hobosexual wearing jogging pants at the gay bar last weekend.
by HomoArigato April 24, 2009
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