German Handshake

Quite similar to The ever popular "shocker", the german handshake offers not two in the pink and one in the stink, but one in the pink and four in the stink. This form of greeting people was banned and later outlawed in germany shortly after the end of world war 2, and looked upon as a taboo greeting, used only by dirty minded old german men in cheesy pornography.

"Guten Tag Fräulein!" insert four fingers into stink, one thumb into pink and shake hand rapidly to make the German Handshake

by Mr. Shivles April 13, 2009

Irish Handshake

When a guy is throwing up and receiving a hand job from a girl at the same time.

"Hey man, you just puked all over the car and that ho gave you a irish handshake"

by Toan To April 23, 2006

the holly handshake

a handjob given as a greeting, while meeting for the first tmie

I gave him the holly handshake when I saw how hott he was.

by Kaykaykaykay2 March 3, 2008

Rhode Island handshake

When a Rhode Island woman (or man) reaches over and grabs your crank through your pants. Although this is common at a strip club, it can also happen at dinner, at a sports game, or in a vehicle.

Woman - Hey big guy, care to have a good time while I grab your crotch?

Man - What is this? A Rhode Island handshake?

by Not from around hea' October 1, 2012

Cincinnati Handshake

Possibly the most painful experience without leaving second base. Dating back to terribly cold Ohio winters, this manuever was thought up to keep the blood flowing. More often than not, when done incorrectly the Cincinnati Handshake can cause severe bleeding.

My overzealous doctor accidently gave me a Cincinnati Handshake during my physical, I still can't piss straight.

by Still_hobbling_from_the_pain October 11, 2011

German Handshake

A German Handshake is when you're doing anal and you stick your hand so deep into her uterus you jerk yourself off through the membrane.

"I got german handshaked last night. it hurt like hell."

by fridagutentag May 6, 2009

Irish Handshake

When a guy is so drunk that he starts puking while receiving a handjob.

Guy 1:"dude how drunk were you last night?"
Guy 2:"Drunk enough to get a Irish Handshake"
Guy 1:"Sick!! From who?"
Guy 2:"I was so drunk I don't remember her name"

by gtd11lax May 1, 2006