rascible coxswain "Saunterblugget Hampterfuppinshire!"

The character that Grampton St. Rumpterfrabble is playing in "The Duchess Approves."

Stay tuned for the Friday night movie, The Duchess Approves, starring Sturly Stembleburgiss as "The Duchess" and Grampton St. Rumpterfrabble as irascible coxswain "Saunterblugget Hampterfuppinshire!"

by Aa2we March 13, 2024

Derry New Hampshire thornspike

A Derry nh tradition, When somebody shits on your cock, and you pull it out and ram in a different persons ass. This is usually performed in a field full of drunk people.

I was 4 shots deep, and someone paid me 30$ to perform a Derry New Hampshire thornspike on the drunk 300 pound torta at the bonfire.

by BungHoleLiqours6.8 March 7, 2026

evil new hampshire

the webcomic xkcd made a joke map of the united states on december 15, 2023 where it had 64 states. at first glance it looks correct because all the noticeable states (california, texas, florida, michigan, maine, maryland, etc.) are there but when you look closely you realize a bunch of extra look-alike states have been added. most of them are just wyoming and colorado clones in the western part of the country, but one of them is next to new hampshire. people have dubbed it "evil new hampshire."

have you seen the 64 states map by xkcd? it has states like evil new hampshire, central carolina, aren't kansas, and newer mexico.

by connecticut 765 June 16, 2025

A New Hampshire Seatbelt

When a chick reaches around from over your shoulder and jerks you off.

Did you hear how Lucky Brian is? His girlfriend gave him a New Hampshire Seatbelt last night.

by nermalpecker September 16, 2025

Earn brownie points without a hamper

For someone else to think that you've done something nice without actually doing it

Alex really liked the comment. It was a good way to earn brownie points without a hamper.

by Aööoo April 22, 2021

The Honourable Member who stands for Hampton Wick

1) a penis
2) a posh Londoner, especially one with a big member
Ivor Biggun used this term in his song "Hide the Sausage"

"See him over there? That's the Honourable Member who stands for Hampton Wick"
"Heard about him and his member"
"It's an Honourable Member and don't you forget it!"

by IvorBiggunFan March 23, 2024

lisbon, new hampshire

The tiny ass town where everyone thinks they know everything about everyone and everyone is related to everyone. There is one school that teaches kindergarten through 12th grade all in the same building. The girls there all try to be Gucci af with their Dunkin Donuts and the boys are all wanna be hicks. The only exciting thing that happens is Lilac Festival where all the EBs gather to go on the same sketchy carnival rides every year.

I was driving through Lisbon, New Hampshire to get some gas at DuEz, and I ran into my second cousins ex boyfriend who I'm related to.

by Pizzasneezes August 10, 2017