Oubic Hair

Hair that grow in the canals of the genitalia.

Guy 1: How was your girlfriend?
Guy 2: The inside of her vagina was fuzzy...
Guy 1: Wow, I'm not surprised, she seems like one who would have oubic hair. Get her some Oubic Hair Cream from Walmart.

by ParadisJS January 5, 2011

Gang-Bang Hair

When you wake up in the morning and your hair is messy, almost like you just left a gang-bang; bedhead

At a greasy diner the next morning, most likely after a night of heavy drinking, your friend will turn to you and say, "that is some wicked gang-bang hair. What the hell did you do last night?"

by henriettahussy March 10, 2009

hair flopper

one who has sex, and bounces so much that her hair starts to flop up and down

Dude, she was a hair flopper.

I'm going to make her hair flop around like crazy tonight.

by Tony Abi October 13, 2006

Hair did

Slang for 'to get your hair braided'. Popular in female hip hop culture. Often confused for present tense of 'done', which is incorrect.

"Ima go see Angelique and get my hair did."

by Monique tha bangin one October 20, 2009

bad hair

A term popular in the African-American community; the typical hair of those of African decent. It is extremely curly/wavy and described as "nappy" and "kinky." It is unmanagable, and is the opposite of good hair. Someone has "bad" hair if it forms tight "beads" in the back of the head. Those with this type of hair typically dye and fry it with chemicals to get it to look like a white woman's hair.

Note: Most people who use this term would never admit the inferiority complex from which it came.

Little Tymunesha On Playground: "Eww! Look at Porche! She got dat ugly bad hair!!! An' her momma dun gave her a name of a car she can't affor'!"

by Little Lauren May 19, 2005

Blue Hair Girl

A Blue Hair Girl is someone who gets over offensive from the littlest things. Also they support Biden, BLM, and other groups while they say all white people should die. P.s. the girl is also white.

Bob: *says joke thats not offensive*
Blue hair Girl: OMG THATS RACIST AND OFFENSIVE!!!! You're such a homophobe!

by Greedymeady November 30, 2021

perfect hair forever

a cartoon created by williams street, the makers of adult swim. it's about a boy named gerald who has really bad hair. he goes to his mentor, uncle grandfather, for help, and he tells gerald that he must "attain a level that will bring you large gifts of un-balding ways." it was aired in the place of squidbillies, a show about hillbilly squids. afterwards, a panel discussion is held by space ghost, with meatwad from aqua teen hunger force, sharko from sealab 2021, and early kyler from squidbillies on the panel. hilarity ensues.

perfect hair forever will become a series on adult swim in summer of 2005.

"the other students laugh at me. they call me...Retarded Hair Guy." -gerald

by d-shadow January 19, 2005