holy fart

something i say instead of "holy shit"

friend: yoo look at this cat
me: holy fart its so fluffy

by aroacezombie November 29, 2022

Holy Hotdogs!

A word used as an expression of extreme excitement or shock. Other nouns may be used in place of the word hotdogs, but the word was first hotdogs.

Holy Hotdogs! I'm so Hungry

HOLYHOTDOGS!!!Look at that guy's pants!!!

HOLYTRAFFIC!

HOLYSYRUP!!!

by Shelbyforpeace March 19, 2009

Holy Bejosa

Holy bejosa ! meaning to be suprised or shocked , similar to holy christ , jesus christ , this word is sounded with the intention of an irish accent !

Dude - holy bejosa your dad is a trannie who loves cleaveland steamrollin

Dudette - Not cool

by jelliot February 24, 2009

Holy Cross

A stick with a line going through it that people obey and worship

dear holy cross tell my son that i didnt mean to grab his somewhat thick ass

by leseshrmushrooms8 October 14, 2020

holy shrek

another way to say 'holy shit' or 'holy crap'

Holy shrek! That girl's gotta nice headband.
Holy shrek! I have a science test tomorrow and I haven't studied

by shrek's cock May 8, 2016

Holy insane!

A shorter way to say "Holy shit, that's insane!"

Holy insane!! Their removing the cow from the science building with a crane.

by dwightchocolate November 8, 2009

Holy Joint

1. When you lace a joint with frankincense resin, which is burned at church ceremonies, looks like crack and gets you super high.
2. When you use religion as an excuse for having a pound of weed in your car.

1. I just smoked a Holy Joint and I'm so baked I can't even see straight.
2. Cop: Are you carrying any illegal substances?
Stoner: You wanna fucking arrest me, You'll go to hell. I have the right to smoke a Holy Joint becuase god told me to. Hey! I'm smoking for religious reasons!
Cop: Well, If you just said no I wouldn't try to get a warrent. I won't aresst you if you give me half...

by Millz G June 26, 2016