horsed the duck

A variation of "screwed the pooch". Visualize duck stepped on by horse.

What a screwup. He horsed the duck.

by barber of seville January 19, 2018

Hoed

Hoed (Verb) To get tossed aside and fucked, but keep it going, like a hoe.

Wow Blake Griffin got traded to the pistols right after he signed back with the Clippers instead of going to the Thunder. Mans got hoed.

by 84akrtGold January 31, 2018

hosebone

n. A limp penis

v. A complete dickhead/asshole

“Hey baby, you wanna come over here and plump my hosebone?”

“My boss is a total hosebone! He needs a quick kick in the nuts!”

by Hosebone May 6, 2018

hose huffer

A cock sucker/dick sucker.

"I can't stand Jim. He's a real hose huffer."

by Downhill Dave May 17, 2018

Hoedown

Where a bunch of married or just girlfriends get together and twerk on single, married, or just boyfriends that the girls dont know. Usually resulting in sex after ward because the boys love them twerking on their dicks. This causing the girl to suck his big, hairy, hard cock and use lots and lots of tongue when kissing. The hoes usually are less likely to yelp because they get sooooooooo much dick and have lots and lots more sexual experiences then any other group of girls. Some hoes prefer to have sex in groups. This is a uncommon case though. 🍆 + 🍩 = OH DADDY, 👌, 👶 (unless you use a condom and it doesn’t rip for the “👶”)

Girl: OH MY FUCK ME HARDER YOU DIRTY, DIRTY BITCH!OH YES, YOUR MY DADDY!
Guy: Mmmmmmmhh baby lets go faster! I could do this all night with how sweet and juicy your boobs, pussy ,mouth, AND ass are!! 👅

HOEDOWN FOR LIFE

by just kill me plz #emolife June 17, 2018

hoedle

Of a hoe who yodels

She was a hoedle

by Uncle Webster May 7, 2018

Hosehandler

A small dark haired man named Greg with great hands and strong wrists.

Man that guy is a real hosehandler

by Manchilddingoeater May 11, 2018