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Canada's History

A sexual position utilizing 3 items Moose antlers, A jug of maple syrup, and of course the Stanley cup.

It starts by Positioning the anuses of as many Canadians as there are ends on the moose antlers on said antlers, lubricated by the syrup.

Then followed by urinating into the Stanley cup and each person takes turns drinking from it and urinating into it.
Well we heard that the frat around the corner does a ritual including "Canada's History"
by Teh Weesus February 4, 2010
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What Hilary Duff will be by the age of 21 if she doesn't step up and grow some goddamn TALENT!!!
(2009)
Matt: Lindsay Lohan and the Olsen twins are still going strong today. What ever happened to Hilary Duff?
Ryan: You mean that weak-voiced, Lizzie McGuire bitch? Man, she's history stuff.
Ashlee: I know, right? She's like "So Yesterday".
Matt & Jeff: So are you, you worthless lip-synching whore! Get outta here!
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Slang term for a sexual act used by citizens of US/Canadian border states that starts with a "Mounty" (involves maple syrup, antlers, and the song O Canada) but is performed 12 different ways using items from the McKenzie Brother's "12 Days of Christmas" for each act. It is most effective when performed and smeared with cheese and beer. It usually takes a trash can the size of the Stanly Cup to clean up the mess. It's even better if you can speak French.
After visiting the "Windsor Ballet" we were all ripped and me and my girl went home and did Canada's History.
by B-Kerr February 4, 2010
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The act of pouring Maple Syrup on a female's anus and sucking it off with a straw while inserting a hockey stick into one's own rectum.
Bob: Hey, why you walking so funny eh?

Doug: I was with a girl last night and I showed her Canada's History!

Bob: Take off!

Doug: You take off, hoser.
by Dr. Canadian Historian February 4, 2010
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A sexual act so depraved that it cannot be described on national television
she's so skanky she'll do canada's history
by ilovecolbert February 5, 2010
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2 chubby bear studs making out, licking eachothers' fur, and taking turns burying their faces in eachothers' butts for a nice little snack.
Hey stud, you wanna teach me Canada's History?
by Carlos Cumslurper February 4, 2010
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A sex act deemed so perverse that an alternative word (Pinocchio) is usually substituted for the primary term. Performing Canada's History involves nasal sex with a moose, and slaughtering the moose after the act is done.

Note: The moose is the pitcher, not the catcher, while performing Canada's History.
He's a freak, I heard that he likes to do Canada's History!
by afrijapc February 4, 2010
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