Got Gregged

To go out for drinks with Greg and have no memory the next day

It started with a couple of beers... then i got Gregged!

by Ghost Writer 99 December 16, 2025

Greg

Greg is the father of all. He loves boats, but he loves his children the most.
He is also the most handsome guy to ever exist. He also has the strength and looks of Captain America.
If asked to do a dive roll, will complete one 90% of the time.

If the word "boat" is said, he will look around to see if there is one near.

Person 1: "Woah! That guy is so handsome, honest, and is an absolute DAD!"
Person 2: "Yeah he is a total Greg!"

by Ilovegreg123 November 23, 2021

Greg

A 46 year old washed up drag queen who’s homeless and follows around two random teenage girls all the time. For some reason he still walks around in full drag (though he can’t do it very well). He eats cheese. He will take over the world. Run.

DISCLAIMER: imaginary.

Greg will take over the planet.

Greg eats cheese.

by Greg’s employee November 21, 2023

Greg Hines

The best teacher of all time, puts up with the dumb kids that think they're too cool to follow the rules. Lets you on your phone if you're done with all of your work.

Bro! Mr Coward was being a Greg Hines today!

by Bantsy October 3, 2019

Tío Greg

A sexual power move that occurs when you have ass-blasting Mexican food and then fuck a fat ugly chick while taking a shit in a public handicapped stall. As you finish, you scream "THAT'S WHY THEY CALL ME TÍO GREG!" while you simultaneously ejaculate and empty your bowels. Name for Governor Greg "Hot Wheels" Abbott, who has a homely-looking niece who calls her "Tío Greg" in a laughable campaign ad.

Dave: Dude, did you hook with with that fat bitch last night?
Jim: Yeah, we ate a bunch of Taco Bell and then she let me Tío Greg her in the restroom!
Dave: Holy shit!

by ChudBullzer October 10, 2025

Good Fart Greg

It is when Greg farts the masterful fart. It's smell immediately attracts the dogs nose and gets them to roof. It may be wet deceiving he who farts it into thinking he shit his pants.

That was a good fart Greg.

by Mr. Homophobia June 11, 2023

greg.4life

An amazing editor and Danny Gonzalez’s #1 fan (REAL)

Person 1: “oh look it’s greg.4life”
Person 2: “did you know she’s Danny Gonzalez’s #1 fan?”

by Danny Gonzalez’s #2 fan August 28, 2022