Gooching

Used instead of ‘joking’. Funny because a gooches are funny.

‘Did you know spiders have 9 legs’
‘What? since when’
‘Nah bro I’m just gooching haha’

by Grace Olusanya August 25, 2025

Gooch Hudson

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Man 1: "Hey man, how are you doing right now? I haven't been able to reach you lately"
Man 2: "Gooch Hudson"
Man 1: "What?"

by truefeman March 20, 2023

Devils gooch

That smell in the morning when you itch the gooch and sniff your finger

My devils gooch smells mad this morning.

by Sloth2677 March 19, 2022

The Gooch

Blowing your chance to get a threesome with 2 girls because you are a pussy

Dude, you couldve gotten laid but you pulled The Gooch

by De Broekloze Bandiet April 14, 2017

gooch twist

Gooch twist aka. "the twist pull"
when a man twists a gooch so far that he puts it in the asshole.

I gave a girl a gooch twist and the enjoyed it so much!

by mcblundererbufferson November 21, 2016

Gooch

The place between the ass and the cooch

Don't fuck me in the Gooch it doesn't work like that

by Abigail Asher April 20, 2024

Glorified Gooch

A "glorified gooch" is the perfect term for those who waste their time insulting King Zetsu, only to reveal how pathetic and irrelevant they really are. It’s a title reserved for individuals who think they’re clever but end up exposing themselves as nothing more than embarrassing background noise in the greatness of Zetsu’s shadow.

"Did you see that clown trying to roast King Zetsu in chat? Total glorified gooch behavior—just embarrassing themselves for no reason."

by nobangu November 29, 2024