Gooch Piss

The result of pissing while sitting down. As the urine runs past ones gooch, it becomes homogeneous with the gooch auar. This has an effect on both the odor and color of the urine.

Dude I totally just Gooch Pissed in your car man.

by Koshi March 30, 2008

gooch egg

A turd.

I laid a couple gooch eggs this morning.

by Durdentyler69 September 05, 2015

Golfers Gooch

The smell of your Gooch taint and balls after a round of golf

"Hey boys just been to the toilet there and had a swipe of my balls and I have a major case of Golfers Gooch it's sweet"

by DrGashingtons September 07, 2019

Rallying the Gooches

The act of rallying people who take pleasure in the art of gooch tickling and/or being tickled.

Phineas stood on the podium and raised his hands as he called upon the gooch gods to rain down the gooches from the sky. The onlookers described Phineas to be rallying the gooches.

by MadHat March 20, 2024

gooch deep

so deep that the balls are in too

“wait did you go gooch deep dude!”

“yea both the balls were in”

by tainttoot November 06, 2022

Goochy gooching

A little one finger scratch to the gooch of a man looking for a good time or to relive that itch

“Hey my balls are mad itchy”
“Let me give you a good goochy gooching”

by KeelinDeelin April 17, 2023

Gooch

Short for gucci, but really is a synonym for good.

“All Gooch my man.”

“This lotion is gooch you want some?”

by Boopickthepoopup April 27, 2022