a_germandude

a beautiful person who lives in germany

a_germandude is a person living in germany

by a_germandude November 7, 2020

German Dave

To ejaculate onto your bedroom carpet during masturbation.

“I had no tissues so I had to do a German Dave.”

by safety&comfortguide January 31, 2012

Germanglish

Germanglish are wannabe Germans! They randomly add German words into speech and try and act like Germans. (Which they fail at) Like Wapanese but for German!

(This is me)

"Hello, wie gehts, my friend? - A possible example of Germanglish.

by Sein oder nicht sein November 11, 2014

Germane

Germane is the best person in the group. He is usually the weirdest and dumbest but everyone loves him for it. He is a very sporty person, can play any sport professionally with training. He can be considered a nerd and can be dark-skinned. He has short black hair and can get a girlfriend pretty easily. Everyone knows him. He is very caring, kind, sweet, supportive and a very good friend to have. He'll talk to you through the problems, and he won't stop until he has made you happy and satisfied.

Girl 1: Is that Germane
Girl 2: Yeah, he's my boyfriend. He is very caring.
Girl 1: You are so lucky.

by BYour Mom August 20, 2020

german's left nut

left nut of a heroic figure, a godly left testicle

WOW look at German's left nut

by nukkahpwz January 24, 2008

German People

The kinds of people who don't like to talk about the years 1939-1945. Usually take offense with these dates.

DId you see the crowd of German People?

by TheReliableDefinitioner June 8, 2018

german game

the goal of the game is to have your mark inquisitively say: "whaaat?"

in order to do this you may make up words, mumble, create fictitious events, use clever distractions and etc.

on a defensive measure, if you realize someone is trying to "german you" simply say the word: amstedam. this will let your opponent know they have failed to german you. if someone is not trying to german you and you say amsterdam there are no consequences, but it is also possible to simply use a different word other than amsterdamn (i.e., excuse me? what did you say? etc.).

optional: when completing a german on someone it is optional to throw your right elbow up in a 90 degree angle with fist motion to further rub it in your opponent's face you have indeeded german them.

sidenote: this game was created to promote good grammar in a fun competitive way.

here are a few scenarios of the german game.

katie*: it's just that i don't like... murmur murmur murmur... so not wearing underwear is fun for me.
grandpa sean*: what!?
katie: germaned!

grandpa sean: hey katie, did you know about crappletine?
katie: amsterdam!
grandpa sean: damn.

or

grandpa sean: hey katie, did you know about crappletine?
katie: crappletine? i don't believe I know about such a thing.
grandpa sean: damn.

*the names have been changed in order to protect a lesser party from embarrassment due to his lack of germaning skills.

by k>GS September 25, 2009