Fucktard

Half Fuckhead,(fucked in the head), and half retarded or low IQ. Usually denotes unreasonable male behavior with stupid logic as in outbursts of jealousy, anger or demands.

Knock it off, you are walking the Fucktard Line.
You are such a Fucktard.

by VirginiaS September 14, 2007

Fucktarded

aka: super fucktarded.

when someone is extremely fucking retarded, or that someone is a fucking retard.

"She is super Fucktarded , I mean look at her!"

by DeDiCaTed2Mi VSN LuNCh BuDDiEs March 27, 2009

fucktar

More contemporary version of the word "tar", as in "to have the tar beaten out of."

Man guys, Snakes on a Plane had the fucktar hyped out of it.

by Cam Phoenix August 17, 2006

team killing fucktard

a jagoff who steals their friends lady friend rite out from under them. this smelly goat should have a cock shoved up his butthole as punishment for his douchebaggery.

josh- john how is sam
john- idk i think cdick stole her from me
josh- whoa, what a team killing fucktard
john- ya, pretty much

by cdick May 13, 2008

Fuckitate

To make into a completely messed up state. To fuck up.

I tried to start the car but it was no use, the engine was fuckitated.

by tarquin-vcr October 17, 2012

Fucktardigan

A contraction of Fucktard and Cardigan

Fucktard + cardigan = Fucktardigan

A person who is a complete stupid arsehole once he's wearing his beer jacket

Someone who swaps his beer jacket for a fucktardigan on leaving the bar. Those who seemingly lose all of his morals and reverted to being a child!

Someone who would not normally say boo to a goose but once drunk think it funny to run across the roof of a car or to piss through someone's letter box.

by Toxisaurus September 26, 2012

fucktagious

Like contagious, but a lot worse

Man, that worldwide ebola shit hit the fan, totally went fucktagious!!

by d321 February 23, 2015