BROWN FINGER SHUFFLE

THE LONG AWAITED SCRATCHING OF THE ARSEHOLE, USUALLY DELAYED BY BEING IN COMPANY, OR JUST GOOD MANNERS

I'm sorry your majesty, but you must excuse me for a moment, I have the urgent need of a brown finger shuffle
Certainly President Obama, these state banquets do give rise to the restless ringpiece !

by Cpt Crapper of Dick Scratching April 9, 2010

Jesus Finger

When someone covers their finger in superglue, and then covers it in cocaine, and fingers someone. The fingeree instantly hits the G-spot.

Midway through intercourse:

Man: One second, babe!
Random girl:Okay...
Man: SHU-LAAH!
Girl: *Instant orgasm*
Other guy: Woah! Jesus Finger! Where's my camera?

by S3X0NF11R3 December 7, 2010

glitter finger

the inability to say NO to the Vietnamese mani/pedi girls when they ask you to try glitter on only ONE nail, 'To see if you like!?!"

That ho gotz some glitter finger, she just can't say NO

by Nognars October 25, 2013

african fingerbang

After yo girl take a shit then you finger her dirty asshole then you slap it right in the pussy and proceed to African Fingerbang

"Hey honey I'm about to take a shit"
"Aight babe let me give you an African Fingerbang"

by tmac234 May 5, 2015

Blue Tooth Finger

The blue tooth finger is the obnoxious finger raised by an individual engaged in a phone conversation on their blue tooth headset. It generally occurs when an innocent bystander happens upon the blue tooth talker but cannot see the blue tooth device. The bystander unwittingly responds to the phone talker who then raises the blue tooth finger indicating that they are on the phone and not speaking to innocent bystander. The bystander thereafter feels a strange combination of embarrassment and anger.

Tom: I thought some guy at the grocery store today was talking to me. I responded to something he said, but then realized he was on the phone when he gave me the blue tooth finger.

Ed: That’s embarrassing. Were other people around?

Tom: Yeah. Plus, he gave me a dirty look like I should have known he had that stupid thing in his ear.

by River Road July 2, 2008

The Spanish Finger

To get The Shaft (Definition 3) from someone, that is, to get screwed over. However - getting The Shaft is common enough - you realise you have received The Spanish Finger only after the fact. So, in (say) a review situation - your boss makes a couple of critical remarks that are so subtle you only realise it afterwards. That is The Spanish Finger. Realisation of having just received The Spanish Finger is normally accompanid by a puzzled frown and a rub of ones chin. This was first coined in Rathmines on December 9, 2005.

What a strange review that was. I almost feel as if my boss was being rather critical of me. (Pause) In fact he definitely was. I just received The Spanish Finger. Damn.

by Yogrog December 13, 2005

finger fuck

to masturbate a pussy with your finger

She jacked me off while I finger fucked her.

by Harry Johnson June 11, 2003